Ask the person below you the third

Theyre doin' some kind of building inspection tomorrow, and might wanna inspect this apartment, so I gotta hide all my glassware, beakers and flasks n shit....shit looks sketchy, I got graffiti on my wall but I don't think they care...one time I was fillin up my fishtank with a hose, and where the hose was coupled together the pressure blew it off the hose barb and water went EVERYWHERE, then when I fixed it I overflowed the fishtank cuz I forgot about it cuz I was fucked up.

I was scared I was gonna get electrocuted for real cuz I had a bunch of extension cords everywhere, running through puddles of water...the next morning the maintenance people knocked on myt door early in the morning, said they were investigating a leak....they determined it wasn't coming from here (I had all the water cleaned up, which was a major undertaking), they didn't even look far enough back to see the fuckin hose and shit...I mean I woulda thought, hmm...hose = water

What time is it, where you live?

 

5:12 am

What are you doing today?

 

Playing with kids and doing my routine works.

What bike you are using now?

 

im not using a bike now, im using a computer.
i kid i kid. its a cheap red cross between a mountain bike and a bmx

what would you do if you didnt have to work today?

 

make cookies
who do you wish you could meet?

 

GOD. I have lots of questions for him

Have you been to University?

 

no
Do you like to go to museums?

 

Sometimes

When was the last time you broke a bone?

 

never broken a bone
Have you ever had a concussion?

 

No

Do you think you can change the world?

 

no i live in reality,i can just do as much as one individual in anyone day ta help make it a better place.

if you change one thing in the world what would it be ?

 

a more even distribution of land & water

and you?

 

the insanity off all the food that goes ta waste while people still starve

why do you think tears taste so salty ?

 

because the fluids in the body are made up of 7% salts?
How would you end war?

 

Kill all the world leaders.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

 

Idk mabie if i did i don't remember

How many pets do you have?

 

I have had near death experiences on psychotropic drugs (ego death)...I've also had a few bullets miss my head like some pulp fiction shit (which was not drug related)

do you smoke?

 

yes
Do you believe that freedom of speech is being suppressed everywhere?

 

of course
do u trust google?

 

HELL NO!
Do you use smartpage?