Atheists, if the earth is BILLIONS of years old, then why is it only 2011?

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by heeh2, May 9, 2011.

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  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I bet you can't say "Uncle Allah" ten times fast without ending up saying "klalung, klalung, klalung..."
     
    McLeodGanja, May 10, 2011
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  3. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    i went ungala, ungala, ungala
     
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  5. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    and besides, it's only 1432
     
    wa bluska wica, May 10, 2011
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  7. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    this has to be a joke
     
    Shivaya, May 10, 2011
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  9. psychedelicpiper

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    This is what OP should have posted.

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    psychedelicpiper, May 10, 2011
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  11. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    Actually, the earth was created twenty minutes and eleven seconds ago, ergo 2011. All the inhabitants were given complete memory tracks giving them the illusion that they had been living for many years, and the men were created with five o'clock shadow. Bertrand Russel said this could be true, and I agree. Can you prove me wrong?
     
    Okiefreak, May 14, 2011
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  13. Plasticfantasticlover

    Plasticfantasticlover Member

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    Can we prove you right?
     
    Plasticfantasticlover, May 14, 2011
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  15. yyyesiam2

    yyyesiam2 Senior Member

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    i've been gone for a bit. surprised to see you've stooped to trolling to make a point.
     
    yyyesiam2, May 14, 2011
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  17. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Should tell you that an decent IQ and a degree doesn't mean you're smart lol :afro:
     
    Bonkai, May 14, 2011
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  19. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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  21. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    You guys.. He isn´t being serious. the op is an atheist. look at some of his other posts.

    Its not trolling either.. it was a joke. People who are actually that stupid don´t know how to use the internet.


    stop freaking out.
     
    Lostthoughts, May 14, 2011
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  23. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    trolling=joke for people who get it.

    op, you ain't so anon here, you need a better mask. Namefag.
     
    RooRshack, May 14, 2011
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  25. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    We are going into serious philosophical depth about why the chicken crossed
    the road. Naturally it would carry the same appeal as a joke; The funny part is
    usually how absurd it is.

    When do we laugh?
     
    heeh2, May 15, 2011
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  27. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    It sounded like I was repeating "Alan Alda".
     
    lunarverse, May 15, 2011
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  29. Freedom_Man

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    that is fucking retarded man, really, seriously it's because humans only started recording the world a few thousand years ago(that we know of) and then ad and bc were made by the pope so we started a new dating system a little over 2000 years ago... jeez loueeze. common fucking sense.
     
    Freedom_Man, May 22, 2011
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  31. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Don't be dense.

    If god hadn't raped (or "inseminated without permission") mary two thousand and eleven years ago, it wouldn't be the year 2011 today.

    This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that god's right and you're wrong.

    Yeah, suck gods fat throbbing cock, dumb atheist.
     
    RooRshack, May 23, 2011
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  33. peaceman1985

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    same here and i agree
     
    peaceman1985, May 23, 2011
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  35. SomeFuckingGuy

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    Are you retarded OP? Seriously.
     
    SomeFuckingGuy, May 23, 2011
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  37. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    i believe some caveman brother is missing his watermelon . . .
     
    wa bluska wica, May 23, 2011
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  39. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    haha, I hadn´t noticed that before :2thumbsup:
     
    Lostthoughts, May 23, 2011
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