Attention hot stoner girls

haha, my friend is like 260 pounds and has this hot 100 pound girlfriend.

 

not any chicks in my town.

 

circa this is my pity party, gtfo

 

hahaha lmao

 

pfft.. when was the last time you had sex?

 

answering that question would be like dividing by zero

 

over a year?

 

...i'm as pure as the day they cut the umbilical cord

 

sex can wait, masturbate!

 

i wish i was as pure as the day they cut the umbilical cord

 

start off with a compliment or point out something you both have in common.idk

 

it's all good... i didn't lose my virginity til i was like 18 or 19..

 

why would you wish such a thing?

 

lmao i really don't know.

 

so she didn't have to sit in front of the mirror and cry and call herself a whore every morning

 

Aaawww a virgin!!
Play that card.. I myself, when I wasnt practically a monk, I loved virgins.

I think when guys ask how they can talk to girls, is because they're afraid of that rejection that some girls take over the top, Like joker said, the 'who the Fuck are you?' situation, which if she feels like being a bitch, she can turn it to public humiliation.

I think you can tell by a girls posture and facial expression wether she wants to be approached or not.

If a man came up to me and told me I have great tits, and I do, Id say thanks. he never had a chance anyway, so why get offended. And I do put em out there.

 

:leaving:

 

do you watch me through my windows?!!

 

check your myspace pictures, you might see joker in one of them lol