Attention hot stoner girls

hidden cameras that i linked to a satellite

 

you seem like a nice guy drone lore and if i was looking for someone, I would see where it could go, possibly. i dont know much about ya. but you dont really know anything about me, plus im all kinds of crazy messed up

 

who isnt?

 

Yeah i can relate to most sexless guy's with the fact that im sexless. But i guess im more after an intimate relationship than just sex, not like i had either.

You see, my story is kinda different...

I always considered myself really unattractive, i was overweight and had a very messed up baby face for a long ass time.
Then all of a sudden i turned 16, grew my hair, my face developed more, began exercising and now i consider myself pretty good looking, and that paired with my super awesome personality should make me like the no1 most wanted thing from my college right??

nah, i guess when i was constantly being made fun of, i ended up over developing my personality, now most people i meet and spend time with i find very plain and common and boring (ofc not all.) I discovered this when i finally sucked it up and began talking to girls. I spent a decent ammount of time, and just couldnt get myself to be the asshole that would just fuck them and tell them to GTFO in the morning. Thats when i would just back off because i no longer found the person attractive in any way but sexually.

so really, i dont know what i want, but i have very very little time on my hands right now, im busy everyday and sometimes just stroll here when im taking a break... and i can deffenately notice girls eyeing me and sometimes even making pretty obvious calls to comeover, i just feel hessitant because when i find out theyre on a completely different and boring level, they will think im weird and shit because im not like any guy they will most likely ever meet. Then i will feel like its me whose done something wrong, that im all alone, become depressed and start being anti women again. And really, all the mind games and shit make me sick, like lies and tests etc. I cant stand that.

This i find is the problem with me, i socialise so well with people over 20, but fail to spark with anyone younger. and women dont go for ''boys''.

 

definitely the funniest fucking thread ever.

 

Hilder I think it's great that you put your tits out there.

 

Remember, the second it becomes trying to talk to a girl instead of just trying to talk to another person in general it's bound for failure

 

Pretend she's unattractive and let the confidence build up(yo i couldnt spell build for some fucking reason.. i sat here going "bulid, bluid, build..damn") Oh... dont stare at her tits. Unless she wants you to :]

 

I can empathize with you mr green. I find it very hard to connect with girls, (or most people really) because I feel that my priorities are different than most guys. I dont like to see women get hurt by assholes, and I try not to be an asshole (most of the time) but the truth is that a good amount of the time, nice guys do finish last.


I've also been told that I give off strange vibes, but I dont really care what other people think of me, I do think that they can throw someone off though...

Just keep on keepin' on, you'll find someone you resonate with.

 

i love this thread.

 

^i hate when that happens always simple words too

 

Oh, if you don't end up with a hot stoner chick by the end of this thread you can feel free to print out and blow up the picture i posted in the "Why?" thread.

I think she'll show u a good time lol.

 

I missed out on this thread. What's the story at this point?

I could probably give some good advice, but it would probably just be repeating what others have said....

 

nothing in particular, just read the last page and you're caught up

go ahead and give it anyway, nobody cares if you repeat someone else

 

this thread is pretty much about us all feeling sorry for ourselves.

 

I'm not feeling sorry for myself.


Shit is real.

 

Ahaha. Oh god I love it when everyone's sorrow and pity comes together like this, loolol.

Anyways, Drone

I see a few people have said to be yourself and talk to the girl like you'd talk to anyone else. This could not be more of a time-tested true statement. I mean c'mon, if some girl walks up to you and starts acting all weird and is really hard to converse with, and another girl walks up later and you guys talk like you could be great friends, which one are you gonna go for? It's not hard, just don't think about it. Some people just aren't gonna like you, and some will.

Personally within the past 6 months since my last real relationship, I've had a number of failures, one after the other, and no successes. Actually one lasted like 2 weeks, ahaha. Don't let failure and lonliless discourage you. This is coming from someone that lets lonliness control every aspect of their life. I'm getting better about it, but it's been most of the source of my depression for a good while.

I'm trying to fix it by looking really hard for jobs, and pretty much taking whatever I can get. One can make friends at their job, and shit. Same goes for school if you're in school. But this isn't about having no friends, it's aboust being desparate for love? Love or sex? Because sex is easy to find. Go on CL, or even Myspace, ahaha. Love, on the other hand, is incredibly hard to find. Good, worthwhile love.

One thing you don't want to do, ever, is look desparate to other people. That makes you pretty undesireable comparerd with all the other 'healthy' people. You'll only attract other really desparate people, who are usually douchebags. Then again I'm dealing with guys, and desparate gay guys are teh suck. LOL. But when you see someone you think is cool, and they're available (I assume this is gonna be online at first?), just message them and be open about your intentions, but not TOO open, lol.

I've met people online who I later ended up dating, so it does work. I mean through myspace, maybe facebook.

But yeah, just talk to someone you like as you would any other person.

 

so i'd like to have sexual relations, NOT a relationship, with this guy in my english class...

how does a person like me go about doing something like that?

i'm looking for a simple 4 step plan, generally one where step 3 is ??? and step 4 is profit.

hahaha...

but rly.

 

people like you make me angry

what guy in their right mind is going to be like "what?! you simply want to have SEX with me? THATS PREPOSTEROUS!"