Attention hot stoner girls

It's easier to just say you don't talk to girls

 

tell him you wanna fuck him, simple as that

 

ive just lost all respect for you drone.

 

my heart weeps for the loss

 

sorry dood. this is just way to desperate

 

well if anyhot stoner girls wanna pm me too im fine with that!

 

Do you guys ACTUALLY think I was trying to track down some tail in the god damn stoner's lounge?

sometimes i forget that the internet's anonymity has a down side...

 

well ya see... when you said you were looking for some random fling with a girl you've never met, i kinda assumed thats what you ment. i have nothing to go on but what you said you fuckin dumbass. sarcasm dosnt work to well with plain text

 

No lie, I hate when bitches pussyfoot around that stuff...I pretty much make them tell me that they want to copulate before I do shit with them...but perhaps that is my inner asshole farting

 

It never occurred to you that: More likely than not we live in different states, I have no way of knowing the person who's contacting me is actually a girl, and if I actually wanted some internet ass I could have tried a little harder to appear presentable and/or desirable.

God some people are retarded. Be careful with your drug use, I think you were shortchanged in the brain cell department to begin with.

 

girls like guys that are smart, funny, and confident. Don't act awkward or self conscious. make full eye contact when talking. ask them questions, don't talk about yourself too much.

 

alright i'm gunna go ahead and stop arguing with you.

 

Haha. Joker I know what you mean, if someone where in my head for a day they would probably send me to an asylum. I find humor in fcked up places...

 

You mean your gonna stop insulting people for no god damn reason?
this was a funny ass thread, learn to laugh.

 

word

 

basicly, attraction isnt a choice. Women dont choose assholes, assholes just usually have a higher chance of survival in life (lie,steal, cheat etc) therefor better possibility of the offstring surviving. If you learn to play with women, it doesnt matter what or how you look like, what you do or who you are, you just reach into them and they want your babies. Some men had this since childhood due to certain circumstances.

Yeah, i know, its hard to be an asshole or believe how fucked up it is, but i guess you have to make a choice of whether you want to be single or on booty call always. I dont like it, it angers me and seemsfucked up, but its the only logical explanation. I read this BTW.

I do believe there are women who arent just chaos and pure emotional instinct, but theyre probably hapily married and will be writing books of how they managed to be together and happy family untill 70+.


So in theory, if theres an amazing girl you like, and you want to do everything with her, love her and be together with her, you need to lie to her, rip on her, act uninterested and rude, ocasionaly get drunk and hit her, have a big row every 3 months, act like you hate her parents, make her cook and clean shit, spend most of your time with friends, and never call her, and if she even talks about kids - hit her without being drunk. Make her jelous, hit on her friends, live off her and pretend sex with her is a chore. Youll probably end up scoring with her friends too, even if they know whats going on, your 'manlyness' will be irresistable to them.
If you actually pull this on a logical woman, youll get a 100 foot restraint warrant and a 100$ fine, so beware, this only works on 99.9% of women.

/end current thought. =/

 

Wow, it's like she knows what she is saying........

Dude, it boils down to the fact that if she is not intrested in you then move on. There are a lot of people out there. I understand where you are coming from. For me after my ex wife and I split I kinda sorta dated a little here and there. I had a friend with benefits for a while but it turned out she was just waiting for me to be more than friends. Then I tried Match.com. It worked for me but then again I am person of much older age. I met a great woman and we are going to be married next year. That is saying a lot after the divorce I just went though that took almost three years. Anyway, Match was cool, I just kept at it. For a while I was going out with like 4 different girls a week. Then I started seeing one or two women on a regular basis but that did not last long. I am very happy. I am not saying you have to go this route but it works. You just need to put yourself out there. I know how is sucks to ask someone out but just do it. The worst they can say is no and if they do it's their loss. Good Luck.

 

Guys, this thread was not the result of some serious crisis. Yea I'm a virgin and I've been single for a long time. Sometimes the despondency gets to me, but this wasn't one of those times. This was just a case of sleep deprivation and opioid intoxication.

 

I do appreciate all the serious replies though.

 

That even more of a fail, that you let drugs control your actions like that. Step back and go "Would I do this if I were sober?".

lulz. But seriously. I cannot stand when people do that. WOO IM ON DRUGS LOOK AT ME GO (not to say this is you).