Attention hot stoner girls

People who are single want to be single, peole who want to be with someone are with someone. If you truly wished to meet someone then go out and meet someone. I hear that it works better when you meet people first. Good Luck.

 

i say some ballsy shit on opiates. i always think i'm such a bad ass

 

i was shouting/screaming the lyrics to where is my mind when i took took cocaine:

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me, coy koi.

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Oh
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Oh
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Oh
Oh

 

it was 5 in the morning - central london, i was rolling balls too.

 

^ then you realized you were gay











lol

 

dont think so, but i only remember 5min worth of material from like 5 hours...

 

omfg
so ive read this thread and laughed my ass off the whole fucking time ..
the dividing by zero and just wow everything aahaha love you guys i swear xD

I say ...

Definitely be yourself xD everyone hears this alott but its true, most girls will like you for you .. Ahaha definitely dont be a creep either, I've had times where drunk ass bums yell the craziest shyt to me and some random freak walk up to me rite in front of my mother, carress my cheek, and be like " heyy there " uhm yeah . dont do that lmao
also, confidence helps alott .. if you have just enough then yeah girls can sense that, just as if your nerous too, but personally, i think its really cute when a guy is sorta shy ... but yeah have some confidence, and idk just dont think much of it really, just talk to the girl !! i guess its all in really what you want though, also

 

haha i had a chuckle

 

you're in college and you're a virgin? don't your friends give you shit for that?

i've seen pics of you, and you seem pretty attractive. get out there and get some pussy!

 

my friends don't know...

 

you need one of these...

 

if i'm not constantly getting laid in college i'll kill myself

or something like that

 

1 in 4 young ppl have genital herpes.

 

trust me...youll have all the cock you can handle and then some

 

before 10th grade i was really bad with girls, but like everyone else said, confidence is pretty important... try starting with a compliment (not you habe great tits), then introduce your self and maybe you'll hit it off... dont fear rejection

if all else fails use teh rohyphonols

 

if they smoke then ask them to join you, nothing beats bonding while smoking weed.

 

the number one thing is just having some confidence. then you can talk to her freely and listen and not have to worry about looking weird and saying the wrong thing.

unfortunately this is easier said then done i know because i'm pretty shy too at times. you'll eventually find a good girl that will understand you unless your just totally fucked up in the head. that doesn't mean just sit around and wait for girls to throw themselves at you though.

 

act natural and dont be to sweet but be a bit nice. last time i was an asshole to a kid in front of my girlfriend she dumped me because of it. but the most important thing is DONT OVER DO IT

 

It only took 12 pages for someone to acknowledge the fundamental obstacle. :cheers2:

 

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