I know that babies are supposed to trigger this 'aw, cute' thing, but my trigger sure isn't working... If all women'd been like me the human race would've never made it, I don't like babies at all. Fortunately I've learned just to say so and people accept that but when I was much younger and I'd go visit a newborn with my mom they'd always push the baby in my arms with this 'oh, you may hold him, do you want to give him a bottle?' and back then I didn't dare say 'Please NO!!!!!' and I hated those visits so much... Now I just go and visit with the mom, watch *her* hold the baby and enjoy how happy she is with him... anyone who wants them that's just great but I'm sooooooooo glad we have a choice now and we can just be single, not have children, without being outcasts and without having to worry about not having anyone to take care of us when we get old...
I think babies are the cutest things on earth. I spend my life dedicated to babies. If other people don't like them, that is fine. When I have little ones, I'd rather hold them myself (and NO ONE else ever feeds them but me, until they eat solids) but I'll give the baby to a deserving fellow baby lover for a few minutes. What I do for a living demands that you love babies. They love me, too. They always stare at me, and smile, even when they are really young. Some people connect with the total infinate humaness of infants and some don't. My only suggestion, if you don't get it, don't have them. Babies NEED to be loved, and honored and cooed over. It is neccesary for their proper development. There is nothing sadder than a newborn baby, who is trying to catch his mother's eye, and she just isn't interested. Babies ROCK!!!!!!!!
Babies are really cute! I even find them cute when they are screaming in my ear while a doctor and I are performing sutures on them in the peds ER............. ~namaste~
aw, i'm a sucker for babies. it's between the ages of 4-22 i find children petulant, selfish, bratty and annoying.
I have always sworn that god is a female as she plays a neat trick....making babies just so damn cute that you fall in love with them from the moment that you know you have conceived, through birth and infancy and then can not later in life kill them for getting on your nerves when they grow and have an opinion. Seriously.....cute to look at, maybe not in all cases. Loved beyond any other love in life, yes, as that is just as it should be.
I think MissF's daughter is cute in that pic. I don't like piercing babies' ears, though. I think that's something that should be left and decided about by the kid, later on. A baby doesn't give a shit about whether its ears are pierced or not, or how it looks -- so that is 100% entirely about feeding the ego of the parent. -Jeffrey
No more so than female babies are obnoxious, arrogant cunts, apparently on past the age of 29. -Jeffrey
I think babies are like everyone else...some are cute and some are ugly. They are designed to be cute to their own mother, so that we will protect them. That is really all that counts.
babies are just like high maintenance pets. they cant talk, they shit everywhere, they stink, theyre loud when they should be quiet, and theyre ugly.