badass scars that tell stories

a fight with your emotions?

 

no
an actual fight where a kid pulled a knife on me

 

i have this wicked scar that goes across my abdomen where they removed my child...c-sections are horrible and SO unnecessary...so obviously....there is a MUCH bigger scar inside of me because of this...

stepping off my soap box..i also have a little half moon scar underneath my bottom lip...fell out a screen door onto a cement step when i was 2 ... i love that scar...

i also have various scars all over my body because i am a clutz...there are some that i really can't remember exactly how i got them...

 

hahahahahahah... fitzy you had me laughing so hard i nearly dropped my bowl of soup. you have mad skills man, mad skills! apparently ping pong is a more aggressive sport than i thought?

yes, i really did the superman thing. i was convinced i could fly. i couldn't. but i still thought i could, and that it was the door's fault for getting in my way. so i jumped off the roof and broke my arm. i'm not sure i was convinced of my inability to fly yet, but i was at least willing to start wearing pads and jumping onto mattresses or into pools "just in case."

 

I have one in my right palm, it dates back to kindergarten when I was running outside, fell and landed with my right palm on a piece of glass and cut myself.

 

i have like 6-7 on each elbow, cause i ride bmx.... stacking is inevitable. I do have one that has gradually made its way up from my elbow and is now above the elbow on the muscle, it created like a smallhole in my arm when i got it and then turned into a crater like hole, which then filled in with i dunno...skin. Also my knees have around 3 or 4 scars on each thanks to bmx.

Now for the other one which was like a frosty (when you spray aerosol deoderant very close to your arm and then hold it there) but its what we call a smiley. Its basicly the rim of a disposable lighter heated up and then you push it onto your arm and hold it there for like a minute. This one fucking hurt and the scar is still there from like 3 years ago. Damn stupid teenage dares

 

shark bite, right calf.

:lol:

 

I have a scar about 2cm long, about 4cm from the main vain from where I was riding a four wheeler and exelerated into a barb wire fence. I was about 12-13.

I have another scar on my left thigh, roughly 20-30cm long from when I was climbing down this gum tree and a horse-shoe nail sliced it. Again I was about 13-14.

I have a scar on my left big toe from when I dropped a can of dog food on it. I was about 8 years old

And I have scars scraping along my right knuckles from when I was riding a motorbike and slammed into a brick wall going up our drive way. I was 15

 

I left some excess string when I changed my strings 2 years ago, i was reaching for my piece and cut my wrist, its a long slim scar, and it IS NOT going to go away.

 

I have one on my left forearm, that was a burn down to the bone, and they took skin from my hip and put it on my arm, so two scars there. plus random burns farther up my arm.

My right hand has a third degree burn on it that bubbled up, its pretty big, w/ random burns going up my right arms.

All and all about 15 burns on my arms.

I have splotches of burns on my stomach and neck.

I have a foot long scar on my left hip where they put in 6 screws and a bar to hold my femur together, and about a 6 inch scar on my right ankle, where they put pins.

All from when I was in a propane gas explosion.

and then I have one on my right thumb where my cat fell off the computer table and grabbed me on the way down.. its been 8 years or so never went away.

 

I have way too many to tell the stories of.. Let me think of the coolest ones... I have several due to falling of bikes trying to ride them on hilly rocky surfaces and either fell onto rocks or into trees... Several due to surgery (though I tell people I have those due to knife fights...I think they buy it)
One I got from a dog bite on my hand...It was a small dog not a big one

 

I have a bullet hole in my left foot.. riding on back of Sunny Bargers Bike in SF 1967 and the law shooting at his tire trying to blow it out they missed and the bullet entered and left my foot.

4 inch scar from my shoulder to my armpit.. broken wine bottle in the river, was horsin around and fell backwards on it 1972.

Another four in scar on my throat, where I was climbing a chainlink fence and my foot miss a hole and the prong caught me by the throat and ripped it open.. I was 5 yrs old 1955.

Scar down my belly for gallbladder surgery 1974 before they had laser, it ruined my dancing carear.. I was a Follies Dolly.. I danced at The Follies down in the Mission Dist in SF

Roadrash scar on my nose and a bald spot on my head with two scars on my head where I hit the pavement as I skidded along the hyway, where I jumped outta a moving car to avoid getting shot in the face with a 45. by an abusive BF. 1981

Best Scar ever.. a smile on my right tit I got from a surgery.. when me n my buds went places and they wouldn't let us in, I'd flash them my smilin' tit and they'd let us all in for free.. SF 1972. That 'smile' sure opened a lot of doors..lol

174 stiches in my mouth and a broken Jaw from a 2X4 across the face by a mexican in a bar in NM 1974.. I was trying to stop a dude from shooting my BF and dudes friend busts me in the face with a 2X4. BF got shot but lived, later killed himself.

Long Scar on right wrist from 5 Carpal Tunnel Releases. 1995

Verious burn scars on my arms from owning a Pizza Parlor and being to short and touching the oven to my arms 1987.

The rest of the scarring is on the inside where it is not noticable.

 

Ok I think I'll list mine.

I have one on my head from running into a truck's side mirror...my second cousins were chasing me trying to shoot me with their new bb guns. I looked back at them so I didn't see the mirror. (I was 8) Haha I like to tell people I ran into a parked truck.

I have one on my thumb that matches one on my big toe - my cousin decided it would be a good idea to jump onto the back of my bicycle and we both crashed...she went into the grass and I fell onto the concrete driveway.

I have another set one on my ankle and one on my knee....I fell in front of the barber shop. I was about to step up on the sidewalk and I didn't notice the oil spill so I slipped and tore chunks of skin off. I even got cellulitis (sp?) and had to take medication and get a tetnis shot.

I have one on my upper lip from a fight with a boyfriend.

One on my cheek from a fight with the same boyfriend.

One on my right hand where my fist connected with a guys tooth.

And one on my knee from getting stabbed with a crowbar.

 

that's pretty damn badass.

 

all my scars say is that:

1. i had two kids, c-sections are BAD.
2. i should never be allowed to handle an iron ever again.
3. rough sex on your knees leaves permanent rub burn scars if you're not careful. use knee pads.

 

well, both fights i wasn't even playing ping pong.

first time i was playing foosball. i ended up hitting the ball off the table and it hit a kid playing ping pong. kid came over all pissed off and hit me with the paddle. i was none to happy

 

scars caused by sex are pretty badass too, i must say.

 

yeah, not so much. it's bigger than a quarter and right there in the middle of my knee. my pervier friends all know what it's from. at least it's a great way to figure out how someone's mind works. if they assume i got it from playing with my kids, they're likely to be a dull bunch to hang out with at a party, but perfect for babysitting.

 

Haha, that was funny and made me laugh..


I must say I have no scars from sex, though I have a little one on my calf from a first date I had when I was like 19 and I tried to be cool but fell down stairs..yeah, never saw him again..and I'm being serious...

 

hahaha. that sucks bad.

i once came home from my boyfriend's house with a huge knot on my forehead from some...scrabble playing. i told my mom we were playing stickball and i hit my head.