badass scars that tell stories

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Cheers Glen...

 

when i was 14 or 15 we hit a parked car doing about 110,the engine crushed up over my legs so i only went half way through the windshield. my right arm looks prety much ,,well like it went through a windshield lol(lots and lots of scars).. as a result they wound up doing some MAJOR surgery to reattach some nerves etc. and due to 1970's technology i have this huge scar on the inside of my right arm and the muscle around it is all discumbuberated..
i also had some toes reattached,so there kinda funky looking and i had a chinese star somehow imbeded in my right calf ,that left a couple really nasty scars as well,i still have deep holes in the muscle under the scars..

i have plenty more minor scars all over my body but they pail in comparison to those..

 

it took over a month to heal. perhaps i shoulda got a skin graft.

 

I have a scar on my forehead from getting too stoned at the mall. I was so stoned that I passed out, my head bounced off the pavement, and I had a seizure-type reaction. I have had a few seizures from being too stoned, but that was the first time.

It happened another time and I bounced my head off of a washing machine. I still have a knot over my eye from that night too.

 

hahaha!!! i dunno why, but that's just hysterical. i'm sorry ping pong players aren't understanding with you fitzy!!

and mamakcita... if i saw your scar i'd say... did ya get that from playing with your kids or makin' your kids? i guess i'd be the fun one to hang around AND babysit, eh?

 

I should have a handful... but if there is anything its very minor (one small one on my hand hardly noticeable). Lots of cuts and gashes along the years... no sweet scar to help me remember one in particular

Interesting scar stories though... LOL