Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

Banned for not making any mud pies

 

Banned for throwing mudpies at passing Hells Angels

 

Banned for keeping me up past my bedtime.

 

Banned for excessive whining.


G'Night, I be gone

 

Banned for beating me to bed...

 

banned for using an axe to make chop suey

 

banned for always gettin the last word in...

 

banned for gettin' the first word in........

 

banned for stayin up late and not havin breakfast ready for me this morning, I had to eat cereal....:-0

 

Banned for not staying up late with me....

 

banned for drivin BBAD crazier than he already was....

 

banned for not puttin' frostin' on my cake

 

banned for not polishin my bowlin ball....:-0

 

banned for not fluffin' my pillows

 

banned for not makin the bed....

 

Banned for turning Young Hippies into the Whiners Forum

 

banned for never having animations in your sigs

 

banned for trying to get attention from girls on the forums with your "cute puppy" sig

 

banned for being a hockey puck

 

banned for not going to Dr Phil to cure you bull emia..