Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

ban for thinking everyones username is indicative of the user

 

Banned for not cleaning up after your dog...............

 

banned for restoring a vette............................an 83 CHEvette

 

Ban for desecrating the term Vette.

 

banned for telling Canadian tourists wrong directions

 

But their so damned easy to confuse, all I have to do is use 'eh, 'eh and I have them suckered in.

Banned for putting clothes pins on his puppies tale.

 

banned for saying "man" after every spoken sentence

 

banned for knocking out my power..........for 36 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Banned for griping about the weather but doing nothing about it.

 

Banned for not letting me scratch that back.....

 

banned for being all talk and no play

 

Banned for zipping when he should be unzipping

 

banned for stealing the neighbors garbage

 

banned for spending all day trying to figure out what to wear

 

banned for not wearing socks

 

banned for not parking space ship in authorized area

 

banned for not playing ball

 

banned for stealin that last piece of pizza.....

 

(you know me too well )

banned for banning the formerly banned poster

 

banned for not sharin with other less fortunate hippies who have no dang pizza, but we got lots of snow, and no electricity, no nuttin....