Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

Banned for just being a good guy...

 

banned for doing a 360 with your car every time you leave a parking spot

 

banned for finding me every where I go on the internet....

 

banned for not showing up for black beans and bocca burgers this evening..

 

banned for eating all the pies

 

banned for always using the same username.....except for here

 

banned for liking mincemeat pies and yorkshire pudding

 

banned for eating all the bannana's and then putting the peels in a pile in the fridge...

 

Banned for refilling the banana peelings with Cheez-Whiz

 

banned for always drinkin the milk from the carton....

 

banned for eating ALL the black licorice!

 

banned for ringing the mental hotline once too often

 

banned for eating banana's thru a straw and then refilling them with hot sauce...

 

banned for projecting sounds inaudible to the average human being

 

banned for keepin all those penquins locked in yer head....

 

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banned for feeding the penguins which stole my sanity, one by one.

 

I have actually been told that I am quite insane....;-) Runs in the fambly....
banned for playin geetar behind the bridge....

 

banned for sleeping with your boots on

 

banned for melting ice to make coffee with....

 

banned for taking a bath with melted snow.....