Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

that causes major shrinkage....

Banned for scrubbin my back with a briller pad.....

 

Banned for lettin' me scrub your back but not your front

 

Banned for riding backwards on a horse.

 

Banned cause your pants were on fire once, and you hung them on a telephone wire!

 

banned for snipping his arse hair off and gluing it to his eyebrows

 

Banned for buying a bathtub with robotic scrubbing arms and shower cap removal suction tube

 

banned for praying to Mr Miyagi

 

banned cause you took my choo choo ^_^

 

banned for calling the pizza place and trying to order a dinner for three with extra eggrolls

 

Banned for hitting golf balls at shop windows.

 

banned for luring people to your flat, then putting them into your mind shrinking device...

 

banned for shoveling snow out of your yard but not your driveway

 

banned for getting the neighbors all in an uproar by shoveling snow from the drive in the NUDE....:-0

 

banned for feeding the hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse

 

banned for fomenting revolution in the Netherlands....

 

banned for living in the past

 

banned for being born after my past ever even started....

 

banned for surviving the ice age

 

banned for calling french fries "chips"

 

banned for reciting james stannage