Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for trimming all the hair between your legs...

 

banned for have a giant over grown bush between your legs

 

banned for dropping things out the high rise window onto cars in the parking lot

 

banned for skipping rocks off of the frozen lake to just to see if he could hit the ice feeshin folks way way out from shore....

 

banned for drivin' with your head out the window, mooing like a cow....

 

Banned for having satanistic relations with the local sheep

 

banned for painting Hippie flowers on Indy 500 cars at night before the races

 

banned for shaving his neighbors dog...

 

banned for owning every Tammy Faye Baker album

 

banned for jerking off to a picture of Tammy Faye Baker.....:toetap05:

 

banned for always having your tv tuned to the 490's section

 

banned for failure to have your wrenches under control....

 

banned for failure to have your wenches under control

 

banned for thinking I watch the 490's on tv....

 

banned for being such a bad cook that you can even burn water

 

banned for not washing the road salt off your truck...

 

banned for forgeting to send me the check....

 

banned for taking so damn long to record your new album

 

banned for trimming your hair "down below" with your mother kitchen scissiors....

 

banned for slathering all the peanut butter on your last sandwich, none for me..:-(