Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

Nope...those are for nosehairs


Farmout is banned for keeping the animals in the house while he lives in the barn

 

banned for drinking all the milk and putting the carton back in the frig.....empty!!!!

 

banned for keeping urine samples next to the apple juice

 

banned for squeezing the fruit at the produce stand and never buying any....

 

banned for lighting up the woodstove and then opening the windows

 

Banned because it STILL freezes at night!! and thats your fault bitch deal with it

 

banned for sitting on the porch and selling green tea leaves to stupid kids for $20 a gram

 

banned for never wearing your seat belt....

 

banned for almost catching me in posts already, your as bad as BBAD....

 

banned for being hard to catch....

 

banned for not sending me proof

 

banned for not giving BBAD a little action....

 

banned for not shizzleing and nizzleing while you pizzle the fizzle

 

banned for holding out on crankyirishgirl...

 

banned for standing in my space

 

banned for listening to gangster rap while you cruise around town in your plymouth reliant

 

banned for peeing in your mother flowers and killing them...

 

banned for making gynecologist appointments every week....why dont you just date the guy?

 

banned for complaining every time you go to the urologists for your favorite prostate exam and then griping about the doc having a hand on each shoulder while probing your prostate with something hard and erect.....;-0

 

banned for having immoral thoughts....(and I aint ever got that checked yet..)