Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for putting on lipstick,mascara,and eyeliner.....while yapping on a cell phone...all while driving down the freeway

 

banned for sleeping fully clothed

 

banned for watching me sleep

 

banned for giving everyone you know the heebeegeebees

 

banned for stealing money from everyone you know

 

banned for scratching every car you walk past

 

banned for thinking I would kill my friend

 

banned for downloading "doggie porn"

 

banned for posting words that will bring more creeps into this forums via google

 

just banned...

 

banned for being up so late

 

banned for being wrong...I am in bed..with a wireless laptop

 

banned for being in bed with BBad while he looks at porn...

 

banned for hiding my keys

 

banned for spreading drywall screws on your street

 

Banned for encouraging stupid people to play in traffic.

 

banned for throwing peanuts and fake mice in the elephant cages

 

Banned for molesting primates

 

banned for posting missing person posters of yourself just to see if anyone calls

 

Banned for doing the same thing, but never gets called