Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for posting nude sleeping pics of your mom on the interwebs

 

Banned for putting a personal ad in the local paper...

 

Banned for forgettin' to clip your toenails.... for a year

 

Banned for living like a troll in a basement....

 

banned for double dippin....

 

which hair....

Banned for being a prevert....

 

banned for having a computer full of granny porn

 

banned for posting way to fast, there is, after all, a thirty second wait, for most of us....

 

banned for thinking I have different rules than everyone else

 

banned for loosening all the saddles on the horsey's belongin to the royal Canadian mounties....

 

banned for loosening all the lugnuts on what you thought was your ex-wifes car.....turns out it was the local Parish Priests car

 

banned for hidin under the stairwell watchin all the purty panties run....

 

banned for hanging around the highschool hoping to catch a glimpse of cheerleader practice

 

banned for enrolling in high school this past fall, just to sit next to that purty red head crankyirishgirl....

 

banned for putting a gas engine on your electric bike

 

banned for forgettin' to wipe your ass when you got off the toilet earlier

 

banned for sitting in your recliner with binocular's and spying on your neighbors...

 

banned for watering your flowers out in the yard in the nude....

 

Banned for not knowing about Ceremonial Burial

 

banned for putting maple syrup in your scrambled eggs