Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for jumping into every maple leaf pile you come across....

 

banned for trying to tap maple syrup out of oak trees

 

banned for crying because all the snow is melting...

 

banned for stepping on my toes when we dance

 

banned for living in a melting igloo....

 

banned for walking even in the rain.....

 

banned for walking in the sand......remember....walking hand in hand

 

banned for only sending cranky nude pictures and none to me....

 

banned for lurking....

 

banned for playing in the mud without me....

 

banned for deep fryin mud patties and serving them to me the other night....Mean ass....

 

banned for not doin' it in the mud....

 

banned for doin it in the mud...

 

banned for gettin' the rug all muddy....

 

banned for havin all those rug burns on yer knees......

 

banned for givin' my backside a rug burn....

 

Banned for burning my rug with your backside... Lighting your fart on fire!

 

banned for farting in an elevator and getting out before the doors close...

 

banned for farting on a peach

 

banned for sleeping with a teddy bear....