Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for squeezing the toothpaste from the middle.....

 

banned for not squeezing the toothpaste....you just suck it out with your mouth

 

banned for answering the door in the nude....

 

banned for taking a shit fully clothed

 

Banned for forgettin' to buy diapers

 

banned for being a pretend hippie

 

Banned for not remembering to change his underwear

 

banned for staying out past your bedtime....

 

banned for molesting the dolphins at Marineland

 

banned for spying on your parents when their making out...

 

banned for walking around all the parking lots in the springtime looking for lost change

 

banned for trying so suck your jello through a straw....

 

banned for ice fishing with ice cubes

 

banned for forgetting to wash behind his ears....

 

banned for using all my Kraft dinner cheese on your popcorn

 

banned for counting socks late at night....

 

banned for hiding your wife nightgown so she would have to sleep naked...

 

banned for making me picture Farmouts wife naked

 

banned for not sending me a picture of you naked...

 

Banned for jousting on the back of an ostrich.