Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for slowing down last night and not finishing me off

 

banned for spending way too much time with your lady friend

 

banned for being a naughty naughty girl

 

banned for making everyone think you're a girl

 

banned for wearing a complete velour F.U.B.U. tracksuit

 

banned for promising more that he delivered....

 

banned for being a computer idiot

 

banned for making me cry, when I do it wrong....

 

banned for tying to copy/paste a link with a pen and some glue

 

banned for thinking he could teach me a new trick...

 

Banned Banned banned all of you for failing to post a psychedelic picture in my psychedelic picture thread!

 

banned for eating all the green m&m's....

 

banned for giving only expired old kraft dinner boxes to the foodbank

 

banned for dropping wooden nickles in the Salvation Army pot.....

 

banned for having conversations with the tv.....even when its off

 

banned for having sex with his tv when he watches the adult channels....

 

banned for reminding that the porn channels are gone

 

banned for learnin' all his tricks from the adult channels....

 

banned for recognizing family members when you watch Lockup on Discovery Channel

 

banned for using duct tape instead of band-aids on yer boo boo's.....