*Ban The Last Poster*

^^^Hey man...that happened today ...I had to put a charger on my big truck because its been so long since I used it last

Banned for being psychic

 

banned for wearing your shoes on the wrong feet

 

banned for putting porn recordings on casette tapes of unsuspecting Teddy Ruxpins at the flea market

 

banned for having way too knobby knees

 

Banned for being overly critical of other peoples appearance

 

ah ha! banned for being sensitive to having knobby knees.

 

Banned for making fun of nuns

 

banned for being a nun

 

banned for pretending to be a nun....while working the streets in disguise

 

trying to be too politically correct and making life boring.

 

banned for posting racist homophobic anti-establishment crap

 

banned for not being able to laugh at yourself.

 

banned for putting on a white sheet and terrifying your new black neighbors

 

Banned for looking out the window all day, and calling the cops at any sign of a "neighbour mess-up"

 

banned for making a fake email address to send messed up messages to craigslist posters

 

Banned for running the largest prostiution ring in our nations history

 

Banned for eating way too many beans

 

banned for not picking up your dogs shit

 

Banned for having ties to Al-Qaeda

 

banned for still being president of the highschool chess club......and you graduated years ago