*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for using cds as frisbees

 

banned for wearing spandex in the winter

 

Banned for eating the most chocolate pudding at last years Oscar Presentation.

 

banned for thinking that it was chocolate that was smeared all over your kids back

 

banned for licking a bald mans head.

 

banned for putting Nair in the shampoo bottle at the college dorm showers

 

banned for being to wise

 

banned for buying cigarettes on the Reserve and placing them in duty paid cartons

 

Banned for selling life insurance to cannibals.

 

Banned for forgetting to wash you undies for a year.

 

Banned for only sleeping on the wet spot.

 

banned for eating wifes yummy turkey

 

banned for choosing lilbear instead of bigbear

 

banned for trying to better himself

 

banned for having too much self esteem

 

banned for being a tool

 

banned for eating garlic and onions with curry sauce before every date

 

Banned for singing in the shower and breaking everything made of glass.

 

banned for wearing headbands

 

Banned for applying wax on wax off in the wrong direction..