*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for smelling like almonds

 

banned for streaking at the superbowl

 

banned for making moonshine and using it to run his pickem up truck...

 

banned for trying to suck moonshine out of my motorhome tank...........you hit the wrong tank BTW

 

banned for having a rolling whorehouse pimpmobile....

 

banned for singing the Rawhide theme song everytime he "rolls"

 

Banned for getting the Jello logo tatoo'd on his thighs

 

banned for drinking water

 

your ban takes into effect when you log off hip forums.. Have a nice day..

 

banned for being eaten by bears

 

banned for having socks so dirty you can stand them up in a corner...

 

banned for charging your visitors a parking fee to use your driveway

 

banned for being so cheap as to use old used guitar strings for dental floss....:-0

 

banned for having male pattern baldness on your pubes

 

banned for selling sperm to the local spermbank to pay for your pizza habit...

 

banned for feeding gremlins

 

banned for dropping wooden nickles in the Salvation Army's pot at Walmart....

 

banned for killing kennedy

 

banned for hunting partridge with a rubber band gun

 

banned for showing your emotions