*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for going to china and asking everyone he met if they spoke japanese

 

Banned for putting a tampon in your asshole out of curiosity

 

banned for using a snowblower to clean a half inch of snow

 

banned for telling children there's no such thing as santa clause

 

banned for trying to rob a gas station with a bic lighter

 

Banned for trying on every tie at the suit shop.

 

banned for asking the deli girl for swiss cheddar

 

banned for seeing whats happening on Shakedown Street

 

banned for writing hate mail to Katie Couric

 

Banned for painting by numbers..

 

Banned for trying to smoke your crayons

 

banned for going to church drunk.

 

banned for always smelling like chinese food

 

banned for running like a girl

 

banned for crying when you spill milk

 

banned for drinking from a baby bottle

 

banned for walking linedance style wherever you go

 

banned for picking your nose and wiping it on the wall

 

banned for eating toothpicks

 

banned for sniffing random women's panties at the laundromat