*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for loitering in unisex bathrooms at Niagara Falls

 

banned for crossing out all the places where the bible prints the name God and replacing it with Jehova

 

banned for spending to much time playing in the snow today

 

banned for pretending you are an answering machine everytime someone calls

 

BANned for digitally converting boxes and selling them on Ebay.

 

Banned just for the hell of it.

 

Banned for exercising muscle cars at the local gym

 

Banned for peaking at my public profile and disclosing information.

 

banned for having a join date of 2005 and only 75 posts

 

banned for having a creepy baby picture for his avatar

 

banned for having a creepy sparkly girl avatar

 

banned for playing pocket pool all day long

 

banned for pointing lasers at the airplane pilots

 

banned for melting the snow man next door with a flame thrower that the cute little kids spent all day making...

 

banned for being high in your log cabin

 

banned for living down south where its most likely warm...

 

banned for adding smiley faces to the end of all your posts

 

banned for thinking those are smilie faces....theyre actually bows and arrows ;-)

 

banned for not giving me pain medicne

 

banned for not having an avatar