Banning Thread (2)

banned for not gettin' ta specs defence quicker

 

banned for being too quick

 

Banned for wanting to do her laundry.

 

banned for not doing my laundry or cleaning up this place. PS I need someone to take the trash out to the dumpster because it is just too cold out there.

 

banned for not putting on a warm coat

 

Banned for telling people what to wear

 

banned for wearing anything ha! ha!

 

Banned for parading past her dustbins wearing nothing but flip-flops and a smile!

 

Banned for smiling back at her

 

banned for not warning me puggster was in the garden ha! ha!

 

Banned for wearing those sexy garters to work!

 

banned for banning sexyness

 

Banned for thinking I'm her anti-Puggy radar system

 

banned for not keeping her radar on

 

Banned for driving on the wrong side of the road

 

Banned for driving on the right side of the road ... you should drive on the left side of the road

 

banned for driving through road blocks

 

Banned for criticising my driving (at least I was still ON the road!!!)

 

banned drving off the road inta ta the pond an scarin' all ducks

 

Banned for mentioning ducks (EVIL creatures ... )