Banning Thread (2)

Banned for not wanting me to talk ta Puggy

 

Banned for having legs

 

Banned for considering it inappropriate to have legs

 

Banned for banning without my banning permission

 

Who died and made you god? You are banned.

 

I just can't be arsed. So you're DEFFO double-banned next time!

 

Banned for blaspheming my omnipotence

 

Oh,God....Look,pal-you're BANNED! For allowing humans to invent YOU!

 

Bnnd!

 

Banned for making soup on such a hot day.

 

Banned for thinking that just because it's hot in Ohio, it must be hot in England

 

banned for using 24 vowels in one sentence

 

Banned for being unduly concerned with other people's vowels


(Ya didn't REALLY count them, did ya???)

 

[merely metered the sentence,'n' there they were]

HA! Banned for using a sentence that ISN'T an all 'E' vowel sentence!

 

How can you write an all 'E' vowel sentence if it's gotta include the word "banned"?

Banned for imposing conditions that are impossible to comply with

 

banned for not reading between the brackets!

 

Banned for omitting his verb's subject in order to make a sentence appear to be an all 'E' vowel sentence when it isn't really ... or does Puggybear refer to himself in the first person plural these days???

 

The bracketed sentence contains only 'e' as a vowel.

However-YES,dear...sorry dear.

Gives me earache.

 

Yes yes ... I've got all that. My point, however, is that the bracketed sentence isn't a complete sentence, is it? Verbs need subjects and "metered" hasn't got one! If you had completed the sentence, it wouldn't have been an all 'e' sentence.

I merely metered the sentence and there they were

See? It has both an I and an A.

Banned for making false claims

 

It bloody-well IS complete! I know,I fkn-well WROTE it...WITHOUT using the word 'and',plus the first person was indicative implied,not first person actual...so stitch THAT,lady!

Banned-because I feel like it.