Banning Thread (2)

Banned for not reading the instructions on the paper before using it

 

banned for not providing the instructions

 

Banned for not guessing what the instructions were written in.....

 

Banned for interfering in a dispute that doesn't concern you (this is just between me and her, OK???)

 

Due to certain government agencies putting a blackout on the details,I am not allowed to reveal why I am banning BeachBum......but I bet you can guess.......

 

Banned for pretending the government has anything to do with it

 

banned for thinking the government does not have anything to do with everything.

 

Umm-sorry Specs-that poxy guvmint bloke sez you've been banned too. [didn't say why]

 

Banned for making little girls cry by telling them that if they feed the pigeons in Trafalgar Square they grow into turkeys and then get eaten for Christmas (or Thanksgiving, if they look like little American girls)

 

Banned for thinking little girls grow up to become turkeys.

 

Banned for being the missing link in my daisy chain

 

banned for not knowing we are only as strong as our weakest links ha! ha!

 

Banned for having a smile to chase away the rainclouds

 

banned for spending to much time lookin' at my photos ha! ha!

 

banned for not sharing your photos

 

Banned for making a spectacle of herself

 

Banned for too much over-zealous bouncing.

 

banned for criticizing Pooh's Tigger

 

Banned for over-use of the letter zed

 

Banned for needing sat nav to guide her away from the snack bar