Banning thread (3)

Banned for SPECIFIC reasons we ALL got to hear about.....you DIRTY sod!

[and don't try to deny it-the pictures are all over Twitbook!]

 

banned for not being specific

 

Specs,I'm really sorry about this-but I have to ban you for being uber-cool.
It seems the kids [morrow-but shhh;no names] are jealous of the way you're just chilled.

 

banned for being too un-cool, gotta chill out man, take lessons from specs

 

Banned for not realising what Specs has been teaching me RAISES temperatures!

 

banned for not getting enough ice

 

As I/H made me a teddybear,he is UN-banned! [we're in love........sigh]

 

banned for switching alliances and genders

 

Banned for not involving the kitty...mmeeeooooowwwwww, here kitty kitty...haha

 

I'll ALWAYS love you Specs.....but I/H made me a [sigh] TEDDY BEAR!

I know! I'll ban morrow,for being morrow-sorted!

 

banned for the sake of banishment

 

Banned for not thinking harder why banned someone!

 

Who,ME?
HUH-I've been banned from FAR better places than THIS!

So,you're BANNED,for being so presumptive!

 

banned for only thinking about not thinking while thinking thoughts of thinklessness

 

Oh,FFS-I'm beaten again!

Look;you kids with yer turbo-powered typing fingers can HAVE the place.

I'm going to ban ME,from right now,until I've had a large espresso.

[wanders off muttering......]

 

banned for not getting me an espresso too

 

Not me thanks...im decaff since i did time for murder! VvvvV

 

banned for not banning someone

 

banned for rolling a camel....;-)

 

banned for not being out farming today