Barefoot with your penis hanging out of your pants.

It may be a stylish look, but they sure didn't take my sartorial proclivities that way at the PTA meeting the other night. And when I get out of the hospital------

 

There are more reasons to not do that than you can shake a stick at.

 

Agreed. At least wear shoes for gods sake!

 

LIke I said, the look works with shoes as well. Without shoes is more laid back. You know, you're just a barefoot guy with his penis hanging out of his pants. Really casual. Put some shoes on and you're a go-getter, a guy who is going to get stuff done.

 

Do barefooters ever use public bathrooms?

 

if you ever see a picture on hipforums of someone with brown soles instead of black, you know where they've been.


this actually just reminded me of a dream i have a few nights ago, where i stepped barefoot in the greasiest pile of shit ever. i tried to wipe my foot off in the grass but it wouldn't come clean. i think i ended up intentionally stepping in some normal shit to try and clean the greasy shit off. sadly, i'm not even making this up; this is actually what went through my head when i was asleep one night.

 

^
Dude, men don't have an organic sprinkler for nothing...!

 

Does your penis drag in the dirt? Seems unpleasant.

 

It's our burden

 

I don't think it is a good look. Better to be in a place where you can be both barefoot and nude, or with flip-flops on and nude. It's a few years since I was able to enjoy a nude walk along a beach, and it was pleasurable to have the freedom to walk without clothes.

 

i thought the entire point was to turn it as black as possible, just like with barefooting.

 

You decide the real point why you rock this look, Undies! There's a strong divide in the convictions why people do this. Some are primarily aesthetic focussed, other rather principal (head out of the clouds, knob back in the dirt again), etc.

 

"Barefoot with your penis hanging out of your pants."
That's actually kind of old fashioned I go around with shoes, with my penis hanging out of my Büchertasche. It's trendy around my area.

 

“What are you doing today joe”

“Not much, just hanging out barefoot “