Beer/wine/liquor

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

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    If I were to taste ass I imagine it would taste like cherry chocolate Sam Adams.

    And yet I keep taking another sip. Hate to waste booze.
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    So really, how does it taste? Like beer with a chocolate taste? It does sounds gross already without thinking of ass, and I enjoy both beer and chocolate (but rather not at the same time).
     
  3. YouFreeMe

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    It's the color of cola. It's got a syrupy sweet texture with an aftertaste of chocolate and cherry cough medicine.
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    There are a few outstanding beers which utilize chocolate. Two that immediately come to mind are Young's Double Chocolate Stout, and Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout. The latter is especially awesome.
     
  5. YouFreeMe

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    I'll stick to wine and peasant beer.
     
  6. Asmodean

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    I'm curious. I bet it tastes a lot different than I expect. I'm still imagining kind of chocolate flavoured beer. Do those beers resemble the substance (not taste) of what YouFreeMe described? :p
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Not really. I wouldn't consider them to be syrupy, but I know what she means when referring to the beer she described, even though I've never had it.
     
  8. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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    Has anyone tried Well's banana bread beer? I thought it was pretty good.
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah, I wasn't too impressed by it. But when I first saw it I just had to buy it. It is interesting as a novelty beer, but nothing spectacular (IMO).
     
  10. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Might have a slippery nipple tonight or a grass hopper
     
  11. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i thought that banana bread was pretty good. but i've only had it once, so i guess it wasn't good enough for me to purchase it again.

    maybe i'll try it again one day (if i ever drink again haha)

    sounds just like the cherry wheat by sam adams, with chocolate added.

    i think i said a couple pages back that it was real gross.

    i've tried the young's double chocolate, but i don't like stouts all that much. still a good beer though - way better than sam adam's cherry wheat.

    and for the sam adam's cherry chocolate (which i haven't tried) i bet it's the cherry that ruins it, more than the chocolate.

    the two that rat mentioned are gonna be different from the cherry chocolate one.
     
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    I had some ancient Viking beer. Well, beer based on ancient Viking recipes/findings about their beer and it was horrible at first. The more you drink, the smoother it seems to get. Now that's how a beer is supposed to be.
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    So if i find a beer that i like after the first one i should think. "beer shouldnt taste like this"?
     
  14. bird_migration

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    Exactly!
     
  15. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Beer as analogy of life.
     
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  17. Asmodean

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    Like this one?:

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    I like how they have 500 ml cans :p
     
  18. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I bet that tastes like viking piss.
     
  19. Asmodean

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    I only see it at my local snackbar and since it is cooled and a big can (and thus above average priced) I never was tempted enough to try one from there. I guess I expect it not to be great as well :p
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbFcUGQue4"]Semisonic - Closing Time (HQ) Lyrics [in description] - YouTube
     

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