Besides Trees talking

Really??? Did they die?

 

ooh ooh count me in

 

i think he's pulling your leg

 

no but he got his ass kicked........ getting your ass kicked by a cow..... god that's gotta suck.......

 

one of my friends works at the university farm thing (unr does a lot of agricultural shit) someone who was there one day started fucking with a cow.... they are only so docile apparently

 

haha I wanna see a cow literally kicking someones ass i think it would look funny

 

Okay! you bring the gasoline. I'll play the gasoline song by seether and we can burn down the barn.

 

get some styrofoam and fertilizer too to make it extra special and spreadable.....



chicken manure would work too.....

 

uhh i hate chickens and their shit noo!

 

but the nitrogen would do fun things mixed with the gasoline and the styrofoam........


just fyi.......



chemicals are fun......

 

Are you on man-made chemicals right now?

 

umhum dose that mean i'm gonna die?

 

only zonisamide to keep me from having a massive seizure, and more than I used to be which is fucking with my emotional state a little.......

 

basically nitrogen bearing compound+styrofoam+gasoline = poor mans napalm


burns slower, coats more thickly



sterno could work too, but is harder to produce in huge quantities

 

Please don't cry. I don't like to see a grown man cry.

 

I don't like to see anyone cry. I'm so weird like that.