Best Trippin Quotes

while tripping ona half ounce of mushrooms at a desert psych trance party trapped ina tent and my brother walked in....." dude....how the F&ck did you get in here.....!!!!???"...my brother " the FVckin door man....."..." what Fvckin door man...?"....that was a very intense night for me...lots of good quotes form that night...another one while i was sitting ian tent with 2 other guys and 14 girls, " wheres, the chicks maaaaan!...." my brother " dude...there all around you...."...me " maaaaann....i gotta call me girlfriend duuuuude!!!!"...my brother..." dude....why the FVck would you say that...."....

 

"I can hear my hair growing"
me: "why aren't you on the moon??"(acid)
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I don't know how to quote the moments when you're really rolling, and you start blabbering about how good something is then you just trail off thinking about it in your head, and make that gargling sound.


on a random thought but gargling is an incredibly weird word.

 

I guess it'd go like, "OMG don't you love how when you get in the shower and..*sentence drifting off* [this is where we gargle and people think your insane because you can't phrase a sentence and your pupils look like they want to escape your eyelids]"

 

"were all connected through the endless amounts of caviar"
-me on acid

 

"Everything is too much everything for my everything"

-Geneity

 

i remember on the comup of one trip, i said to my friend "your eyes are starting to hallucinate". i didnt understand at the time, but the next day his like wtf. and i have trouble comprehendeding it still. thats the only shit i really remember.

 

I got one for ya, "i move to whichever direction i want to"

 

well weed affects me adversly, so once when me and my buddy were smoking in his car, I turned to him and exclaimed, "You LIKE this?!?!"

lol. the same night, pretty random but I thought it was hilarious.

"OMG, the Food Lion guy's head looks like a paper bag!!!"

 

Whoa man.. I see voices.

 

".. a top hat man made of a cobra's words"

"it's easier to think in purple"

"If we were were computers, you'd be called Mike-Digi"

"My thoughts are clear without words, but lost without them"

"Prisoner"

"God? I'm Sorry"

 

"did you ever chug brass knuckles?"

"snowglobe window"

"jesus copperfield"

 

"Maybe all we are is sound...maybe all of what we see and how it's portrayed is just a result of our listening to some ancient sound that we all run by."

Oh the things that people think up...

 

i see blue, red, and green... colored energies running on everything...

 

My friend once talked about her uncle Ken who runs a boat shop in town and comes over for dinner sometimes, but only when they're having Macaroni.

It was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life at the time

 

On 5g of mushrooms, different voices in my head:
-What am I?
-I am the voice asking the question.

Me and a friend sitting in my living room, staring at a white wall after a fistful of fresh mushrooms:
You know how archeologists have tried to decypher mayan carvings for decades? I bet if they asked a Maya what it all meant he'd be like "Dunno man, it's just shit we saw while tripping"
We could both see rainbow mayan patterns on the wall

 

"If drugs grew on trees, we could pick them and put them in drug salad. And fruit would be illegal."

 

A fiend of mine (stoned) sitting next to the pool and closed one eye while he is looking to colorful bulb with other.
Me: What are you doing?
him: Eyebulbing!