Best Trippin Quotes

During an acid trip:

Me and my friend were playing music on the computer when it accidently got shut off...

After a few minutes of silence passed...

My friend: "Dude, put something on!! I don't even care what it is!! Just please put SOMETHING on!!"

Me (Everything looked like arabic writing): "Dude!! I can't SEE it!!"

My friend: "DUDE!!"

After finally managing to get some Pink Floyd on...which we had been attempting for awhile...

My friend: "I love how our entire trip revolves around playing Pink Floyd"

lmao it was funny

 

OH one more one more''

YOu guys ahve you ever notice how milk never advertise itself?
And they all have their little groups like cults...
FOod Forms cults! all on video too
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Weed laced with somethin i dunno

 

"My brain is like stuck in my head!" (Shrooms)
"OMG I just found my trip!!!! (Few seconds later) Fuck I lost him again..." (Shrooms)

 

"It's like smoking a bowl of Cannabis vaginas!" - Me

 

all weed:

me: *talking too much*
bf: *trying to listen to music* man shut up!
me: alright alright! ill try to distract myself from talking....oh here we go *moves hands back and forth infront of face*
bf: ....people are ganna walk by and know you're fucking stoned if you're doing that!
me:*realizes what i was actually doing*
*Laughter insues for about 15 mins*

so i was laying in the car and i was looking out the window at a tree, and only one branch had leaves on it, and i understood the meaning of life...because we are all living as one, in this entire universe..kinda like even something that seems so empty, has life...yeah it made alot more sense when i was stoned lol...although i later realized when i went back to the same place while sober..that the branch with leaves was actually just a branch that was from another tree that was in the way of the leafless tree behind it....heh

*silence*
me: THAT'S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD IDEA!
bf: whoa! u scared the shit outa me! wtf are you talking about
me: I dunno, i forgot...but i coulda made alotta money....damn, it was genius!

so i dunno if anyone else has ever experienced this, but when im stoned and i listen to music, the music is inside me, and my body moves with the music without me being able to control it, so im sitting there, thinking that theres a pinp pong ball in my lower stomack hitting back and forth against my hip bones and its all in perfect rythme...i fucking love it...its like i help make the music...im one with it

me:where the fuck are we?
Emily: i have no idea...wait wait...yes yes i know where we are
me: where?
emily: i dont know...wait wait...yeah okay i know
me: where are we?!?!
emily: i dont know...
this went on until we turned off the road lol

me:...WE'RE STILL FUCKING HERE!?!

me:..whoa...i'm totally in the car with you right now *i completely zoned out and forgot i was in the car with emily*

me: i just had a dream...

me: so there was this lady, and her dad kept her in a basement, and she had 7 kids and his wife didnt even know!!!!!
bf: ....so?
me: so he freakin raped her man!!!
bf: oh! well you didnt say that !
*laughter*

ill add more when i remember...

 

yo dude i cant piss on that tree that tree is the tree of life from the lionking- me on 2ce talking about a tree in my backyard

 

"the world is an ocean....but don't worry, it's not scary!" - me on shrooms, although I don't remember saying it.
"Think about what happiness is. Then realize you have no idea what happiness is!" - me on shrooms
"It's like a rainbow in my mouth" - me on acid after taking a drag from two hookahs at the same time

 

Reading this thread is making me want to trip sooo badly!!

 

Haha. Yeah =(

That 2C-E needs to come faster gogogogogo!

 

I agree. Everyone here inspires me to want to trip even more... Thanks :cheers2:

 

I said both of these quotes each off of a trip. First ones off LSD and the second one is shrooms.

"That is the strangest tree I've ever seen....today."

"Mushrooms are a cruel mistress."

 

"is this not the most beautiful place on earth?" me on lsa, talking about the area surrounding my house.

 

While laying in 1800's cemetary on LSD my friend says "im god and yall are in hell" while sitting ontop of an angel statue.

 

as of late, my friend uttered, "I'm no schemer, you lose because you scheme, schemer".
the wording, tone and repeated use of the word "schemer" coupled with the vivid vision of the joker, sent me into a horribly scary loop concerning.... evil ways to say the least.

we say it all the time now lol

 

you lose becuase you scheme. rofl. i bet that was a fun trip.

 

on ganja me:Watch out brad the man in the closet will get you!
same night me:dude that cell phone turned into a fucking shoe
ganja differet night me:when the fuck did we get here (after driving to my friends house

 

^ Haha. It's funny how silly weed can be.

 

I need to get that high again... It has been too long...

 

i just want to shave my head- my friends acid quote

i think i am going to be friends with this chair-my other friends acid quote

chill body- my acid quote

 

Me- "Dude did I just shit my pants?"

My friend - "IS THAT A FUCKING ELEPHANT?"
Me - "no that's that's a fucking car, AHAHAHAH"

Me - "Dude god lives in the Amazon"

Me- "Dude water is coming into the truck"
My friend - "HOLY SHIT IT IS"

My friend - "Dude an alligator just past us"

My friend - "Dude don't venture off the island"
Me- "That's the last thing I wanna do"

Me- "Dude I see Mexico in the windshield"
My friend- "Dude we need green cards"

All that from one night of weed and lsd