Beware the Talking Lamp Posts!

Columbus has some like that also. I don't think you even need to touch the lamp post. A kid was killed last year just being on the bridge.

 

And i hope ppl tell them a thing or two as well

 

This is going to be a colossal waste of resources. People are just going to smash them.

 

Whispering bush "pttss.. hey buddy you want a blow job?"

Whispering lamp post. " up against the wall, bend over and spread em"