Beyond Fortress Europa

Oooh, Ronnie, you're so sweet when you talk that way!

 

Thank you to everyone for continuing to show your support for this project. The Hipforum has proved to be one of the most enlightening forums in cyberspace with bubbling personalities, flaring debate, and designer trolls that will one day be regarded in the same way as Versace's jockstrap, or Kate Moss's skidmarked g-string.
First of all, a big thank you to uncle Themnax. What a wonderful 3D picture of a train! Actually, some very special trains will be something of a very special feature in the upcoming episodes of our growing epic, so stay tuned people.

Thank you, Jack, and welcome to the Writers Forum. Hope you enjoy participating in here. The forum has picked up activity in recent weeks like it has never done in its entire lifespan. We have more new writers, greater critique, and people are joining in the fun and games of the word play we are providing. We are always open to new ideas, so whenever you feel like it don't be inhibited to contribute.

I will very shortly be posting the latest episode of Fortress Europa, and there will be another introduction of not just one, but TWO very special characters.

Before that, I would like to say a few words about the distracting cat fight between Ronald Macdonald and Dirty Dog.

This is very childish, gentlemen. Not only are you setting a bad example to all the other artistes in here, but you are also bothering some of the readers who are following this superb and intimate forum epic (the only kind in existence in the whole world!).

You should be ashamed of yourselves with all this bickering that is out of topic, and nothing at all whatsoever to do with Fortress Europa or its host The Hipforums, and the Writers Forum, and its minions, subdivisions, independent freelance trolls and lurkers.

But, since I've enjoyed every minute of your squabbling, and the way you try to hurt each other's feelings, and the proffessional dissing of each other's personality, I have decided to start a subsidiary feature of your "score to date", and a news report of how your bitchfight is going. So, future "Story so Far" updates will henceforth also include updates on Ron's and DD's epic fight in the forum's ONLY epic forumstory.

Live long and sausage.

Today's overused word: "very".

 

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Your first sentence says it all, like an eagle on amphetamine.

 

huh? but eagles dont take amphetamine - its just poor mans coke !

 

"You don't need drugs to get high," said the eagle.

 

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Hello Hello Hello, whats all this then, the game is up Scorpion mi'lad you'll have to accompany me to the station where you will be charged with something or other !

 

WS: I like the way you set up a link to a particular address within one of your postings. However now I've got an inferiority problem because I don't know how to do it myself.
As far as Dirtydog is concerned, as long as you don't say anything true about me, I'll be all right. If the truth should get out, I'd better leave town ahead of the RCWMP (Royal Canadian Who Mounted Police).

 

Episode#36: As Raysun and Ronald leave the Korean's abbatoir, they hear female voices and follow a trail of underwear through the council estate. They walk straight into a "rag" trap and are led into a packed underground arena.

Episode#37: They are forced to fight in a gladiatorial version of the popular game known as "footcricket". This version involves sharp tiger-claws, cricket bats, and no protection. Oh, and roller skates. The two cops discover that a fellow officer who disappeared years ago, called Zoomie, is one of their team-mates. Just before the game starts, the Guitar Man plays music, but Raysun has a problem with music. In the Royal spectator box, is Queen Essie, leader of the rags, who is actually a man in drag. Next to him is Dr. Phibes, crimelord of the underworld, who buys bodyparts from him to sell to the Japanese. The game starts and Raysun discovers that the opponent is a one-man team. Or, more like, a one-huge-monster team called Hog.

Episode#38: Raysun soon finds that the game is more about surviving the Hog than scoring points to win. Zoomie's son, Duck, gets involved in the game. Zoomie asks Raysun to take his son away from the horrid estate where his life is in danger. Just then, Dr Phibes recognizes Raysun as the person he is impersonating, ie Protector Pushkin. Guards rush in to catch him. The tiger that abducted the pensioner returns and attacks Hog. Ronald uses the nozzle from his blocked flame thrower, his roller skates, and his arse into a rocket combo, and with Raysun and Duck hanging onto his back they escape into the sky.

Episode#39: Raysun, Ronald, and Duck land on a roof garden in the high class area of St. John's Wood. They find exotic plants beyond imagination. Nature has been tampered with (one of the biggest crimes in Fortress Europa). They are attacked by the Gardener, and the fight is stopped by the owner of the penthouse, Shamhay.

Episode#40: Shamhay welcomes her new guests to her home. The reason for the weird plants is that she is a retired geneticist with "Greenforce". Also, Gardener is a "brownwearer" a prisoner of Re-Education who has been released into Shamhay's care. Meanwhile, Raysun can see the whole capital from the roof. The police have moved on from arresting the terrorebel, Dirty Dog in Lisson Grove, and are now focused on a commotion in the "Square Gallery". One of the plants, a tigerlilly, talks (or rather conveys a message) to Raysun, and he sees the tiger down by the railway lines, limping across the train station. Duck is left behind into Shamhay's ward, and Raysun and Ronald go downstairs into the street to meet Agent Sentient, who tells them that Dirty Dog has been apprehended.

 

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This "Body Electric" has a nice ass, especially with that Canadian maple leaf on her right cheek. Very patriotic, I think.
One of these days I'll put up some erotica here, and that'll be it for me: the hipforums free speech police will throw me in the Bastille write on top of the Marquis De Sade.

 

I'm quite fond of her rump, too. I think I did a good job creating her. She took about 16 hours of my time, for the whole artwork. There's not many women that can keep me going for that long. Hahahahahaha! You will soon see her in the next episode, if I can be arsed to write it, that is. Hahahahaha!

Ahh... it's a jungle out there, boys and girls. What with spammers invading us, and trying to threaten us on top of it! And then clowns pretending to be someone else, and being really bad at it. I wouldn't mind, but they're so crap. Oh well.

At least we've had a lot of activity from new writers lately. Keep it up, folks. The more you put in, the more you'll get out of it.

P.S. This erotica suggestion sounds good DD, but if it's OTT (i.e. pornographic) then they might send the mounties round. Maybe you should run it by Skip first to see if he likes it, err... approves of it.

EDIT: Don't forget that all the artwork for Fortress Europa can be viewed in the The Art of Fortress Europa gallery of the Art Forum, right here in Hips!!! It includes rare masterpieces from the original series, which finished abruptly when I died.

 

What ??? thats all just a load of jimberish to me man - did you understand what stephen was saying, whitey ???

 

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*hugs Scorpy* She fabulous! Thank you.

 

your linkey didn't make it to the charicter list, got lost in the ozone instead. this prophit must be kalil gebran cause i know there aren't any baha'i temples in london.

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Well, well, another busy week. I was just about able to get the last episode ready. And what a turnout that was. I quite enjoyed writing that one. I can feel the plot developing into a complex labyrinth. Those of you who like your sci-fi may well approve. I wonder if you picked up the clues in the last episode. Did you notice how the Body Electric got past the police force field? Talking of...

Thank you. Always a pleasure. The end result was better than I originally expected. I've stored the gorgeous Body Electric in the gallery now. So for all of you who missed her, or just want to feast your eyes on her, you can get more than a glimpse here...

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3533612#post3533612

On another note, if you notice something isn't working or needs updating, please let me know. A big thank you to Themnax for this post...

I think I have fixed the problem, so thanks for the heads-up. If it persists, please let me know.

Also, Khalil Gibran is a great find, Themnax. Your knowledge never ceases to astound me. You can see why I made you the Econ.

I didn't know who Khalil Gibran was until you mentioned him. I looked him up on Wikipedia, and I think it's worth looking at the link for anyone who likes reading. I am honored Themnax, thank you.

That's it for this week. The latest image shows the psychotic cab driver with the number plate "YOR1CK" (you may remember him from an earlier episode) and Raysun hanging off it, heading for a crash with Nelson's Column. Will he survive? We'll have to wait and see when the next episode arrives.

Keep reading and writing folks. Make this writers forum great.

 

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stop waffling and get on with the story

 

Fair enough, I get the message. I'll get back to work. In the meantime, here's a nice little "Matrix" compilation to whet your appetite of what's to come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9hyuZVE

Followed by a curious music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5T8SWS84Q

As you all know, the Eastern Alliance is Fortress Europa's greatest enemy The next video demonstrates the next superweapon invented in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FRVOfp8PzM

And we'll end tonight's program with Ronnie's recruits doing their winter training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8S73UR1aXQ

This should keep you all busy for a while, whiler I get the next episode ready.