Bf won't sleep with me!

None of that now...you be posting what you posted and sharpish!

 

lmao

I was just going to comment on how much I loved your term "hand shandy" it make me almost piss myself. I'm going to start using it along with the term "tosser" that I got from Odon

 

Tossers more of a British term

Hand shandy remains firmly embedded in Ireland though :rofl:

Quite a few good phrases/insults between this side of the pond though

 

lol. I can imagine. You guys in that part of the world have the greatest expressions. Your accents deliever them well too. I have a mild valley accent so it would sound funny for me to use the term "hand shandy." I'd put too much emphasis on the 'a' sounds of both words.

 

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

 

I've become kind of partial to "Tug Job". I heard it used on Reno 911 as a substitute for Hand Job to get around the censors.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

so, to get back to the OP. Honestly if a teenage boy is completely unwilling to fuck a nude, spread eagle teenage girl, then there is something quite wrong. At the risk of sounding presumptuous, he's probably gay.