Birdism

GOOD PEOPLE! THE RELIGION OF BIRDISM HAS GROWN CORRUPT! PUT ASIDE THESE WICKED WAYS AND FOLLOW THE WAY OF NEO-BIRDISM! AND I WILL LEAD YOU. I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH OUR GOD AND HE HAS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THIS! he also said 'I endorse this message'

 

Speaking of Barbie, there's a woman named Barbara Bell out of California who channels Barbie Dolls.



She’s in contact with the essence of Barbie, and can tap into the spirit of Barbie and the countless young girls whose loved Barbie over the generations. According to Bell that love and devotion of Barbie still exists today in corporeal space & time



Hotwater

 

Barbara Bell is a false prophet!! there is only the Bird and I'm his court appointed prophet.

 

Amen. Or as us Birdists say: Bird-up.

 

So you’d accept the word of flesh and blood over cast polyethylene?

Ok, I can see that



H

 

MY CHILDREN I WILL NOW INTERPRET THE MYSTIFYING WORDS OF OUR GOD!

KILL THE UNBELIEVERS AND SHARE THEIR GOODS AMONGST THE FAITHFUL.

AND SEND 10% TO ME TO DO THE GOOD WORK.

also we're going to pair up all the unmarried members on the off chance that it might lead to new members being born so everyone send me your names and the awesome power of BIRD will select pairs out of a hat, good luck and keep burning those foetuses.

 

Hello,

This is little Bird's mom. Bird has been misbehaving in church lately and I think that he is taking his aggression out on random online forums. Bird has had conflicts with God ever since his uncle taught him a good lesson after Bird ran his mouth about the good lord Jesus Christ. Bird tries to cope with his conflicts by creating God in his own image, "Birdism" if you may. His fatal flaw is that he forgets that God was not created in the image of man, but that man was created in the image of God!

Do forgive the sinful ways of my son, blessed strangers.

God bless you all,

Mrs. Migration.

 

KILL THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

No mercy, WE SHALL STONE HER WHILE SHE DIES OF CRUCIFIXION ON A PIER. SHE HAS BESMIRCHED THE BIRD'S LOVE

 

Mrs. Migration,


Thank you for your thoughtful and caring insight into the mind of your son Bird.

We'll take it from here, and rest assured his followers will be rounded up and transferred to the nearest deprogramming facility.

- the christian coalition (aka the 21st century thought police)


H

 

"birdism" - the letters can be rearranged to spell "mid ribs".

I think there is something peculiar about this.

 

I agree. I'd look into it, but I'm way too lazy to do so. :tongue:

 

'Climbs the mount' PEOPLE! THE TIME HAS COME TO SHOW YOUR DEVOTION BY DONATING 10% OF YOUR WAGES AND 100% OF THOSE WHO YOU'VE KILLED TO BIRDISM!! THEN WE SHALL BEGIN OUR HALF HOUR OF FASTING TO SHOW OUR DEDICATION AFTER WHICH WE SHALL FEAST FOR A WEEK TO SHOW OFF TO THE POOR!!! wow this shouting is rough on the voice.

 

i like to burn fetuses too!

can we smoke in our bars again almighty bird?

 

i wanna be remembered as the first believer and the one that gets to sleep with the almighty god please
thank you

 

Your wish is my command. I shall sleep with thee.

 

awesome
i think the sheer awesomeness of it may make me unable to sleep with any one else every again
but thats something i'll just have to risk

 

It is just a small risk compared to what you get back for it.
Now drop your clothes and spread your legs, for I will enter thee.

 

heeheehee

 

You certainly are better with photographs than you are with words. Which reminds me of the naked photographs you promised me but never send. As your god I have a right to watch them and masturbate whilst watching them.

 

Hmmm I thought Birdism has been around for years. Did you lose followers? Is that why you are spreading the word?