Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Fly a jumbo jet Bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green Extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet Pretend your name is Keith
I was that bored in bed last night that I tried to work out how big the crowd would get after 24 hours... my final figure was 1,024,000 people ... for an outlay of £4.80
It's the only way I can get any intelligent conversation around here Questions end with a question mark. Don't put a space before punctuation marks. "You're" not "your". Question marks end a sentence, there's no need to put a full stop after one.
if, i acTually, gave a toss abou't such thing's,: I would put a bit more efort in..?? it must be a bit annoying though, it a bit, lex of me i realise..It generaly comes with haste and trying tooo getting thoughts out rether than being analy rententive about the english language and what not (i bloody hate that word : what not)..*goes to back of the class*...
Well to be honest it's a real chore to read your writing so sometimes I just don't bother. For me grammar and being anally retentive about the English language go hand in hand with being able to express myself well. People who don't pay attention to such things invariably fail to properly express their meaning; their ideas just get lost in murk. Just trying to be helpful
Ooh what a fantastic way to while away a few hours Just for that, I hereby present you with The Sweaty Jockstrap of Justice (with Deep Heat and Medical Support Corset) Award
well i invariably express myself well enough for people to understand and reply..so i will not be losing a awful lot of sleep because you can't be arsed to reply to me sometimes or bother to read my fascinating posts. but anyway..dude you was chatting with yourself that is proper messed up.
No, you really make hardly any sense a lot of the time I only bother to reply when I can discern really stupid or ill-considered opinions through the mush of unconnected words
hahahaha well again i am hardly going to lose sleep about it .. and enough people respond to me for me not to be realy concerned because you don't wish too sometimes. Oh... by the way fuck you ALL my opinions are considered.... that you can't work them out or agree with them..is not realy of great intrest to me... yes i did roll out of bed the wrong way this morning
'freindly' my ass... what dictionary did you look that word up before commenting ? the one used by the spanish inquisition .. I do actualy apreciate your comments a lot of the time.. your oops sorry you are just a jackass sometimes when you are being like this.
I have not even warmed up yet.. The overt amount of alcohol and the little sleep i got last night has not even influenced me yet either.
Yeah i think so.. jon is so demanding (sexualy speaking) i sometimes leave him a bit wound up.. not being that keen on some of the things he wishes for me to do .
back to the point, what realy was running through your mind when you responded to yourself ?.. vodka ?.