black disney princess

oh wow this is the best thread ever hehehehe. As for Hans Christian Andersen's the little mermaid, Ariel became a human girl but could not talk, so just danced in the prince's court. He married another. She was going to stab him in his sleep, but turned the knife on herself. She then became an angel/spirit thingy in the sky. Hans Christian is danish like me and has the same last name

Aura: I believe in fairytales. And I believe (not secretly) that I am a mixture of Briar Rose and Rapunzel. I have zero qualms with a handsome prince rescuing me from my tower (Spencer). And yes I have pretty blue eyes.

 

Rapunzel eh?

I'll pull your hair a bit too.

 

sweet

 

Theres no doubt that I'll marry you.

Are your parents evil? Can I just break into your house and take you?

Or should I bring them something nice?

 

I'm just going to take you.

 

Hahahahaha. I love black women like that. Fucking awesome attitude.

 

hahaha

It's good to see that I'm not the only one :tongue:

 

SO exciting! I mean, we should leave them a note or something.... But the romance is in the taking!

 

Yeah, we can mail them something nice to. Like a dowry. You're worth like at least a couple dozen horses.

So you just sit tight and enjoy yourself. I'll get myself a fortune and come up there and take you.

I'm going to do it on horseback too.

 

Fabulous! Ill have you know I am quite the equestrian and can handle my own, although I learnt to ride english style. Youll put the cowboy in me And Im sure you have horses aplenty for dowry. ... although, arent I supposed to give you a dowry? You know, pay you to stand me

 

I couldn’t agree with you more and when Disney productions decides to make Jewish Disney Princess I won't allow my children to watch for fear of my daughters will:


Control their children to the point of smothering


Engender guilt through suffering and personal sacrifice


Learn the ways of excessive nagging


Force their son to become a doctor or a lawyer


Cook excessive amounts of food because their fat children aren’t eating enough


And, set-up thier sons with blind dates because any women they pick out on their own simply isn't good enough for the family.....etc......


Hotwater

 

You've managed to perfectly describe my mother.

I'm amazed.

 

I’ve seen enough seinfeld and other neurotic jewish comedians over the years to get a pretty good understanding of their relationship with mom


Hotwater

 

Yes, mom is indeed crazy.

She loves me though.

Tells me that she can't live without me.

Woman's crazy.

 

Now I understand your preoccupation with cannibalism :H



Your mother loves you so much she’d eat you if she could


Hotwater

 

Yeah, she'd eat me.

That way I'd never leave her.

 

Oh yeah, All white girls have freaky eyes look just like hers-


I am happy about the Disney fairy movie that is coming out soon the faries are all diverse and unique looking,for once- not all pasty blue eyed blondes.My DD will love it- she has loved the clips, previews ,for it she has seen

 

You know what else I love? BARBIE movies. Esp. Barbie rapunzel and swan princess. oh lawd.

 

i havent seen many of the new princessy movies. but i htink my fav (back in the day) was beauty and the beast.

 

eff disney, i wrote a black princess story already and it's way cooler than theirs. I think the princess looks fine though, they tread softly with making her hair look like it could be natural, and could be straight, but really who cares. I don't.