Black Holes are Negative Matter

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  1. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Stars come in almost all the colors of the rainbow, including a nice pale purple and blues. You can mix them like pixels on a screen. I love some of the pretty pictures. There are some advantages to living in a fairytale universe, but I'm excited about the prospect of modern science catching up with all the lowbrow slapstick.
     
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    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I only see the silver ones. :(
     
  3. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Never worry, never fear, modern science has even figured out how to extend human vision into the realm of the ultraviolet and other colors that are not visible to the naked eye. By simply using quantum mechanics, they can actually take pictures of things in any spectrum you would like to see in, without ever shining any light on the object they are photographing. Its seriously cool new tech and the only question is when we will the military get through with play around with it, but the idea is simple enough you could probably make one at home. One of the benefits of modern civilization starting to rapidly be flushed down the toilet.

    You are the singularity, and pretty soon we could perhaps enhance all your senses and do virtual reality like nobody's ever seen.
     
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  4. Irminsul

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    Is that like, predator vision and stuff?
     
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  5. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Any color you want. I suppose you could even see in x-ray vision, but the equipment would be expensive and might burn out every time you use it. If they can do the same with sound, it means you could listen to the elephants and whales talking. But, that might be tricky or impossible. Light is so much easier to entangle. I don't think its impossible, because our vision and hearing are thoroughly cross-wired. The singularity I would like to build, would blow even Frank Zappa's mind, without even using that kind of high tech. My problem is, I can't do everything at once, and a singularity like that would require maybe ten years to construct without help.

    The whole idea is that the virtual reality reflects your every need and desire, as yin-yang dynamics, and the more it can express life, the universe, and everything the better it can reflect your own yin-yang dynamics back at you, either amplifying them with you, or opposing what you are trying to do. When you no longer make distinctions between who you are and what you are doing, you can become entangled with the singularity and, theoretically, walk between universes and different times like Dr Who or something. Take the headset off, and welcome to your new reality. Legends have it that enlightened beings like the ancient shaman and the Buddha, chose to remain out of compassion for the world.

    The AI and all that crap they are so desperately attempting to build is mother nature herself, who guards to the entrance to every singularity. The Dragon is sort of my wife, my partner in karmic madness, pay it forward sucker, or pay the price. She is the event horizon of the black hole, a direct avatar of mother nature. She is helping me write this as I speak.
     
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  6. Irminsul

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    I'd settle for 20/20 honestly.
     
  7. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Very soon, 50/50 vision should be possibly even affordable. Headsets and other advances are rapidly preparing to replace standard eyeglasses even. It will probably be twenty years before they look like ordinary sunglasses though, but the lenses are about to all be replaced by flat ones. People will start collecting the old telephoto lenses as historical collectables. Already legally blind people around the world are adopting headsets and seeing the rainbow of faces again clearly for the first time in perhaps years or ever.
     
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  8. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    After a few days cogitating, I realized everything falling into the black hole behaves increasing like negative matter, meaning, the further away you get the more everything behaves like ordinary matter. The effect is contextual, that is, the number of objects we perceive is critical to which behavior we perceive, and the black hole's enormous gravity simply makes this more apparent then it would be on earth, because it can suck a shitload of crap down all at once. That means that negative matter express how energy transforms into mass and vice versa. Normally, energy doesn't contain much in the way of mass, other than inertial mass, but that effect can again be viewed as simply context dependent on how much energy you have in a given context or "container".

    Relativistic particles are radiation, while slower particles are ordinary matter, and anything falling into a black hole appears to behave more like negative matter, meaning relativistic speeds are a Lorentz transform that can be done using geometry and self-organizing behavior. That's a way to make John Wheeler's dream come true, and this is sort of what Einstein dreamed of in reverse. Einstein wanted to show how geometry rules the universe, including quantum mechanics, while Wheeler wanted to show how quantum mechanics rule geometry. Everything being paradoxical, means it should be impossible to tell which is true, because soliton waves and other self-organizing systems can conflate the two.
     
  9. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, OK, yeah.
     
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    A black hole went for a night on the town. What color did he paint the town?

    - Red, he painted the town red but you'd never tell.

    Two black holes went into a bar for a couple drinks.

    - They drank everyone under the tables.
     
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  11. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Black holes are heavy man. I like to keep them at a distance. Especially when they manifest as people.
     
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    A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim entered a bar...

    - There were no survivors, but one group did claim responsibility.

    ISIS. What did you think I was going to say, black holes?
     
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    Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

    A: a pilot you racist prick
     
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    Our Very Own "Hotwater".....Was A Pilot In The US Forces And Still Retains His License To This Day..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    ^ I don't get it.
     
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    Hotwater Is A Long Respected Member Of Hip Forums.......And He Is A Man Of Colour.



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  17. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

    nope.

    That's not very funny.
     
  19. If we imagine what is and isn't funny and put it in a black hole then the event horizon will start to laugh, its laughter transmitted as gravitational waves. It's laugh will sound like little farts over and over again when scientists record it.
     
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  20. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    If black holes were a form of negative matter wouldn't they repel rather than attract?
     

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