Blue Balls

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by DannyBoy_Canada, Jul 4, 2006.

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  1. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    paint red and white stripes on your blue balls and then your sack will look like the flag of the USA. you can use thebits that are blue to create the stars part of the
    star spangled banner.
     
    Columbo, Jul 20, 2006
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  3. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Blue balls do exist. Ejaculation is a cure. Time is another.

    If any woman is confronted by a man(?) who says "but if you don't have sex with me, I'll get blue balls", you may tell them that I have found that masturbation is a MORE effective cure than intercourse. (Testicles do not bounce against flesh during masturbation.)
     
    MikeE, Jul 20, 2006
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  5. earthbyocean

    earthbyocean Member

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    ahahaha perfect
     
    earthbyocean, Jul 31, 2006
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  7. anvil

    anvil Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    If you can not find man's ass then a good bj from a man would do you good!
     
    anvil, Oct 5, 2006
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  9. wackyiraqi

    wackyiraqi Senior Member

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    You are from Toronto. Find some crackhead and pay them $20 to suck you off in a gas station bathroom. Throw them another $5 if they swallow.
     
    wackyiraqi, Oct 5, 2006
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  11. subgoin

    subgoin Simply Superior

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    Just wear something that is not so tight. ha ha ha ha
     
    subgoin, Nov 24, 2006
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