Boners

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by lawnboy3, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    If that happens, just make it seem like you're doing it on purpose. haha Make sure it's completely obvious to everyone and kinda show it off. Everyone will laugh with you, as opposed to laughing at you. hahaha
     
  2. lawnboy3

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    my friend just straight up pissed his pants for fun in class once. just to be a retard and make all of us laugh lol. and we fuckin laughed hard.

    thats what its like in catholic school lol.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha That dumbass. If I was gonna piss in class, I'd do it with my pants down....and in someone's backpack. Maybe in the teacher's purse. lol
     
  4. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

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    i still have them as often as in HS
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Boners are unavoidable.
     
  6. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    i can't believe i've been so naive.
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    The next time you see a guy messing with his waistline, you know what he's doing. haha
     
  8. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    that happened to me in 8th grade... i was on a "date" (<-- lol.) with this d00d and we were walking out of the hotdog place that we ate at and he stopped in the foyer and i turned around and i was like "what are you..." and he straight up had his hands down his pants doing SOMETHING and i was like srsly?!

    to this day i still wonder.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha That sounds about right.

    Well, you no longer have to wonder. lol
     
  10. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    sometimes shit just needs to be rearranged haha
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Definitely. Boner adjustment is just a part of life.
     
  12. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    Ha, tucking it in ur waist line is an up and tuck, but i dont do that.. i just kinda let it do it's boner thing. ahah.
     
  13. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    haha this is so funny
    i got them a lot more in high school and middle school, but an occasional random boner will strike during class or something. it's always so hard to *adjust* in the middle of class when someone could clearly see you:D

    and what? connor?
    no shirts?
     
  14. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    lol man the possibilities for pissing in class seem endless.

    this kid i was talking about is the same kid who got kicked off the bus b/c he would smash his nutts against the back window at cars lol. kids a good kid but crazy.
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I wish I could do that, but mine's too big and it hurts when it's pushing against my jeans:tongue:
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That guy needs to be evaluated. lol
     
  17. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    I hate when it's getting big and pushes against my leg.. especially when i have boxer breifs on. ahahaha.
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    All I wear is boxer briefs, so I know how you feel.

    My persistant public boners in high school are the main reason my dick always slants to the right. haha
     
  19. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    ha, mine goes to the left, sometimes i stick my hand in my pocket and grab it, and then it goes away and NO ONE can tell :p sneaky sneaky ._.
     
  20. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Is morning wood an everyday thing for most guys?

    I'm kinda new tot he whole men and penis thing, and my man has a raging hard on every single morning when he wakes up. Thankfully, I love mornin love sesh, but is this normal?
     

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