Boners

I always thought when guys reach and adjust themselves, that there is no boner - and they are just itchy.

Yeah, I feel pretty naive now too.

 

Lol, I always used to notice guys in high school adjusting their junk.At first I used to think they were itchy too haha

 

I shall remember this, cause usually i fake scratching my leg or my nuts ahah.

IT'S A FEINT. AHAH

 

It'll be alright. I'll just pretend it never happened. lol

 

Probably got it from looking at you ahah.(the boner, not the itch XD)

 

Hahaha.nah they were always diagonal to me or something. This one stinky kid never really tried to hide the "itching".

I can almost smell him :x

 

God, theres so many kids at my school with bad personal hygiene, this one kid shit his pants on the bus and never changed his clothes. god damn i wanted to kill him that day.

 

Wait, he went through the whole day with shit in his pants?

 

Yes, I swear, he farted and it smelled so bad, and everywhere he went it just fucking smelled awful, and today he farted in the hallway, it smelled for an entire block( 1 hour and a half) i walked out of my creative writing class to get some water, and i stepped out the door, turned around and was like "mr.ruefle(roofle) it smells like shit out there"

 

Hahaha damn, that kid must have a tough life.I almost feel bad for him.

 

in addition to the boner adjustment move, i'm sure all of us guys do the "scratch your balls through your pockets" move. At least I do

 

Haha pocket pool ahaha.

 

haha, he's fucking weird, weird ass black dude who acts white and tries to act tough and has a hump back ahaha.

 

haha i didn't know there was a term for it

 

Ha well pocket pool is kinda like jerking it.. more thna scratching your balls. get it? pool stick is your dick.. you play pool with a stick.. ahah.

 

me neither lol

 

Now you do!

 

fuckin sucks playin pocket pool in jeans that have skimpy ass fuckin pockets. my balls never itch unless i wear the one pair of jeans i have like that either. when i wear shorts i'll go in from underneath and not even notice myself doin it.

 

ahhhahahahah that was fucking hilarious.

 

I hate it when my boobicles get itchy. I usually bend my elbow to my tit and pretend that I'm scratching my ear with my hand.

X-D

But sometimes in class, when you have that insatiable urge to scratch, I just have to go right in there and scratch it. Haha. Hand down my bra in class. I'm so classy.