Boob rant

I've felt fakies before. No thnx. They creep the hell out of me.

 

pics?

 

Of me feeling fakies? It's a memory I don't want to relive. lol

 

Just keepin' it real :afro:

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Pics or GTFO :sunny:

 

If she was sitting upright and kind of hunched over, they felt pretty awesome.

On her back with it arched up? Good lawd.

Not worth it. Why mutilate small perky boobs? They're awesome.

 

Upright and hunched over sounds hilariously awkward...and arched up sound like they could be considered weapons.


No pics! But if someone walks up to me while I'm drunk and starts talking about their boobies, I'm going to touch them. Just sayin'.

 

thats not fair.... women get way more opportunities to touch boobs then us guys

 

It was fair. I let her touch mine too.

 

I had a friend at Uni, she had no boobs at all, none, just a pair of normal sized nipples sticking out from her chest. She had implants that at least gave her an A cup, but they felt so hard and unnatural. It would be so weird if bigger ones felt like that Lol.. Saline implants do feel slightly more natural tho. But still unless you've had a mastectomy, there is no reason to tamper with nature.

 

If I ever had to have a mastectomy, I would just get a giant, colorful tattoo where my boobs used to be.

 

I'd stuff my bras with with a water balloon

 

And you'd always be prepared in case a water balloon fight breaks out. I like it.

 

I'd like to jump on the "no fake boobs" bandwagon

1. there is always a risk of serious complications with surgery

2. it's expensive

3. most guys are turned off if they know that boobs are fake

4. playing with fake boobs is a horrifying experience

5. can't be good for your boobs' sensitivity or ability to nurse

 

I don't like fake boobs and would never have them but totally understand why women want them...I'd love a miracle to make my boobs not bigger but younger again! However, any man I have been with including my now very long term partner would rather me be natural than fake. We are only human after all.

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Exactly! Why risk your health and bank balance for something that may not even be what you wanted. Id be so paranoid if I had fakies...wouldn't be able to sleep for fear of something going wrong!

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you can still nurse with fakies though.

 

Nothing wrong with small boobs. Be happy with what you have. Have heard some real nightmares about implants.

 

yes but there not quite the same:sunny:

 

That's all I need to know about it. If I ever have major surgery, I'll have a better reason for doing it than just to look more like a Barbie doll.

 

some of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood, which is famous for fakery have small breasts. Two the spring to mind immediately are from one of my fav movies; Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu. Another, my most favorite actress Sandra Bullock, even makes a joke about it in Miss Congeniality