Brainfart

I can - and have several times - fall over whilst standing completely still, barefoot, on flat even ground! That's how much of a distaster I am! I'm not even a walking disaster, my distasternous extends so far beyond the walking its not funny!

I also am a MASSIVE Monty Python fan - not massive as in I am a really fat lady that loves Monty Python, but massive in that I enjoy it a great deal!

Actually now that I think about it, I fit both of those categories.....but anyway...I haven't been here long, but I think I have a little crush on BraveSirRubin. **blush**

 

Beware, having a crush on me makes me sing Jennifer Paige songs


It's just...uhh...a little crush...crush...

( I must admit that this is the only Paige song I know)

 

we all have crushes on sir rubin

he should come to MA and we can get married so he can stay in the states...

 

Fitz, being married to you would be too hot to handle.

Lets do it.

 

............how did you know?

My momma is damn sexay. Yeah.

I bet yo momma got a fine, fine ass herself.

 

Friday I went out to eat and had a big, juicy, yummy porterhouse steak and cut my thumb DEEP with a steak knife.

 

Wouldn't you rather come to Australia BraveSirRubin????

 

Australia does sound lovely, rather great people there too. Plus, I love the warm weather and the ocean.

My mom is 50 yet looks 25ish.

 

Upper Class Twit Of The Year:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSic0V-Xww

 

Well, lucky you....I live just by the ocean!!!

 

Well... I guess Australia it is.

Any idea what I could do when I'm there.

I'm good at everything and people seem to worship the ground I walk on.

I'd be a great dictator.

 

I am sure Oz could do with a decent dictator - worth a try anyway!!

Why would you need to do anything? Just sit down at the beach busking and occasionally go for a surf!

 

I've always wanted to learn how to surf... never had the chance.

I guess I would need some food money, plus... I figured out that I go insane when I have nothing to do for at least half the day, so some kind of work would be good for me soul.

Maybe I can become the new Jesus, I'm so much more bohemian than the old Jesus.

 

I have aspirations of becoming a cult leader...perhaps I could employ you to help out on the initial recruitment drive?

 

Alrighty, but I must warn you... I will instinctively take over the cult through massive hugs.

 

Hugs?? What kind of cult would that be??

Cults should be run on a basis of fear and worship of me!

I don't know if you are going to be suitable....I'll have to think about it a little more!

 

I guess I could make a very angry face at people.

I can be very intimidating though, people feared me in high school because I was way too opinionated for my own good, wasn't afraid of anyone, and could stare anyone down.

I'm glad that I'm no longer that person.

 

People were scared of you because you had opinions!

What a boring bunch of people you must have gone to school with!!

People are scared of me cos I have a bad habit of verbalising every thought that pops into my head. I tend to have some pretty oddball thoughts!

 

english language fucks me everytime. usage relative. i thought brainfarts were when yer brain skips a beat. huh? midconversation. sum randum stinky shit pops up n u take a sniff. every 15 seconds. i get frustrated. then i fart huh? oh what was i on about? oh yeah red pigtails.cute as fuck.

 

Yes, went to school with a bunch of rich Hondurans, it took them out of their bubble.

Oddball thoughts are better than evenball thoughts