Brazil: Woman Legally Allowed to Masturbate at Work

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by skip, May 17, 2011.

  1. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    And he was also one of the best presidents we had! Maybe Obama needs to get more head in the oral office!
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Let me put it to you this way then. You smoking indoors hurts others, heroin addicts shooting up at work could potentially hurt others/themselves, they could nod off, break shit, etc.

    This only real effect of this woman's "condition" is that she's wasting company time. However if her boss knows this and is okay with it, I don't see a problem, nor do I see it as "bad" as the other examples you gave.

    I'm willing to be proven wrong though. I'm not arguing on her behalf because I think it's right, I just don't see it as being as bad as those other examples.
     
  3. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    This thread needs a Ceiling Cat.

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  4. psychedelicpiper

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    But why man!? He's so cute and innocent! :angelsad2:
     
  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    this reminds me skip, you look awfully happy in your avatar pic, but we can't see what you are doing with your hands...
    ;)

    ceiling cat rofl btw
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    That's Timothy Leary in his avatar.
     
  7. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    ^ Skip is secretly Timothy Leary!?
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Sure...


    Timothy Leary, upon request, had about 7 grams of his ashes shot into space after death.
     
  9. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    obviously, he faked his death and is now the HF webmaster
     
  10. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Well duh...

    What else is a 91 year old acid casualty supposed to do?
     
  11. psychedelicpiper

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    Off-topic, but I once remember watching this Russian special that was done on LSD, and they totally misinterpreted a Timothy Leary interview and made it sound like he died by having his head cut off and preserved, instead of dying from cancer and being cremated. They made it sound like he went crazy from acid and was suicidal with the head thing. Ridiculous!

    That's good ol' propaganda for ya. So, what's this thread about again?
     
  12. Meliai

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    I think this is grossly unfair to the employer. This woman should be put on some sort of disability leave until she can get her problem until control. Its not fair to expect an employer to pay someone to sit around and masturbate all day.

    If she were schitzophrenic instead and her meds couldn't control it enough, she would be on disability. She wouldn't be allowed to come to work if she had delusions of grandeur or paranoia against the other employees or walked around talking to herself all day.

    Likewise, if the only work a physically disabled person could find was construction work, he wouldn't be allowed to go to work every day and sit there, watching the other employees work their asses off. He would be on disability.

    I don't really know how disability laws in Brazil work, but if they're progressive enough to allow someone to masturbate at work I'm assuming they're progressive enough to offer long-term disability.
     
  13. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    All she needs to do is get a job at a 900 number phone sex shop. She'll be more real than the rest and will probably make a lot of money!
     
  14. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    The Federal Government pays hundreds of thousands to do just that every day.
     
  16. Wild Blood

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    This is hillariously awesome. But I feel bad for that poor woman. Oh jeez.
     
  17. willedwill

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    Skip that was pretty good. Unfortunately, Samantha too failed to connect on the Love /Sex channel here. I don't know, was my late acquaintance into Group Sex? I don't think so. From the Child's point of view, 'si Dieu n'existe pas...'
     
  18. Meliai

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    Its not fair to expect tax payers to pay for a bunch of government pricks to jack off either!
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I meant people on welfare. But yea, some Government employees too.
     
  20. Meliai

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    Oh. lol. Well yeah, that too.
     

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