Break up with the person above you

I'm tired of climbing the same old tree, I need to branch out and meet new people...

 

your leg just fell off, i want my money back!

 

I'm sorry, the uniform just doesn't do it for me anymore

 

take that hamster out of your pants, put it back in it's cage, carefully, then leave quickly and quietly via the nearest door, and don't you ever let me see you round these parts again.... kay?

 

:leaving:

...because you're mean to me

 

you drank all my bleach!

 

You make me sick and I hate your tits and you're going to have to find your own rides home.

 

Sam, i hate that name. We're over!

 

I tossed a coin and it came up tails, you're dumped sorry

 

i tossed you and nothing happened... i'll go get Gary

 

it's time to take out the trash

 

you're nicked mate! :bobby:

 

My mom doesn't approve, sorry.

 

I need some space - outer space

 

either you leave or i will have to go open the medicine cabinet!

 

You never brush your teeth and now my pussy smells of garlic. Piss yourself.

 

It's been a great few years, but I really can't stay in this bed any longer!

 

I didn't realise you wrote poetry
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

 

can i eat your dust please?

 

Since you said no to a threesome with Julian Assange and myself I really don't think this is gonna work out. You can keep the cat and the furniture, I want my books and my records though. Cheers!