Stalking you is no longer fun, good bye! Btw, Bob at the bakery tried to give you the hat you dropped but you left before he could give it to you. I recommend having a visit whenever you have a chance. Oh and, you should stop using that soap, it's why you get itchy sometimes in bed!
You always eat all my apples! And your cat's trying to kill me, I keep telling you, which reminds me, you never listen. Do you hear what I'm saying?
This isn't working out I can't live in this van with you, I need more space for our 3 kids, four dogs and the cat ...