britain is great man

Timmy Mallet

 

mods......... bods ..................and some right miserable sods

 

Lewis Carrol:-

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe

Dylan Thomas:-

The sunny slow lulling afternoon yawns and moons through the dozy town. The sea lolls, laps and idles in, with fishes sleeping in its lap. The meadows still as Sunday, the shut-eye tasselled bulls, the goat-and-daisy dingles, nap happy and lazy. The dumb duck-ponds snooze. Clouds sag and pillow on Llareggub Hill. Pigs grunt in a wet wallow-bath, and smile as they snort and dream. They dream of the acorned swill of the world, the rooting for pig-fruit, the bagpipe dugs of the mother sow, the squeal and snuffle of yesses of the women pigs in rut. They mud-bask and snout in the pig-loving sun; their tails curl; they rollick and slobber and snore to deep, smug, after-swill sleep. Donkeys angelically drowse on Donkey Down

Robert Louis Stevenson:-

To the heart of youth the world is a highwayside.
Passing for ever, he fares; and on either hand,
Deep in the gardens golden pavilions hide,
Nestle in orchard bloom, and far on the level land
Call him with lighted lamp in the eventide

 

Actually, Laurel was the only Englishman of the duo.

 

yer had to fuckin spoil it did"nt yer luke ...we were on a roll their man .......fuck off and get the ale in .

 

Oi! He's ours! Don't try and take him as British! He's Welsh!:tongue:

 

Actually - I knew that - he was born in Ulverston near here.Gotta be one of the earliest usa/uk screen partnerships

kit williams - the golden hare,Fish n chips and Pooh the bear

 

Ah, feck off, you twat! The only good thing that came out of Liverpool was Paul O'Grady! What else have you got? Wayne Rooney, and Gerry and the-fecking-Pacemakers?

Bastard!

 

paul o"gradys from the wirral yer thick fucker

 

sorry - I forgot Wales is in a world of its own..

I was forced to sleep on the severn bridge once when travelling to see my mate in Cardiff.Why do the North not like the South?

 

The battered deep fried mars bar, a local delicacy of mine

 

The Duke of Sutherland.er... prhaps not.Burns night.

Pam Ayres,Long Johns n flares

actually i dunno where flares come from :bigear:

 

maps .........caps ...........and afternoon naps

 

afternoon tea, scree, and I need a wee wee

 

Which goes to show that nothing good comes out of Liverpool, you fecking moose!

The South don't like the Gogs (People from North Wales) because they're a bunch of inbred hicks.:tongue:

 

........down saaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffff ...........................carnt say ive been to south wales man but sure your not all as thick as you .........do you like barry island or should i send you an a to z yer fuckin pleb .

 

fuckin pleb - now theres a good british insult I havent 'eard in a while thats a bit like ponse.AS in - 'balls to monty - were getting out - I've been called a ponse.'

shagsack is good too,you pair of morons

rag and bone men,darts and dominoes,cornish pasties and Alf Garnett

 

:cheers: gordon is a moron

 

Tin Tin is French, dude!

If it wasnt for Britain we wouldnt have...
-The generic horrifically odourous old woman with rain hats and pull trolleys who leans in on you and breathes heavily in buses
-Money which is oddly shaped and looks funny, like dubloons or something
-Pregnant Staffordshire bull terrier-towing, heroin-taking, spitting and abusing culture of young, thin men who sit around bus stations periodically asking the vulnerable-looking for change or a light
-Incomprehensible regional dialects
-Overuse and general abuse of phrases such as "at the end of the day"
-The Jermemy Kyle show!

Il be back with more

 

Britain isn't great. In size it is but not in wonderfulness. Britain is caught in a darkened sphere with clouds and Goths. everyone is a Goth in britain. Because the government have made our lives hell and nobody has the courage to fight the council tax. everyone plays dead.

Without britain , there would be an enormous North sea .